Young women ask ridiculous questions like: "would you love if I was a worm? What if I was never born?"
Real women ask: "would you love me if I was in debt? Would you still love me if I told you these aren't your kids?"
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Bongani Dube
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Bongani Dube
@mrBDube
Funny man by day. Comedian by night. bookings at [email protected]
Mzansi Katılım Haziran 2012
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And this is why I’ll always prioritise my friends 🥰
Jelly Santos@MrsJellySantos
Somebody called her beautiful friend ugly and she wasn’t having it
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@sueperior1 The dude is fighting for his life. We need weapon training for village women. These predators are relentless
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How much influence does your physical appearance and presence have on the next person decision making?
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Why do artist not sing along or at least dance along to the part of the song that they aren't singing. As an audience we enjoy the whole thing. Give us what we paid for. #defaq
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Uber drivers, drive like their life is on the line. Slow and cautious. InDrivers drive like they have a TV to pay.
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The problem with these nyaope boys that direct traffic, is they don't have twitter. So they have no idea where they services are needed.
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Without being jealous, what can you advise them as adults😊😊
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@mojaklehoko I've always wanted to start a fight with a random Chinese guy. But the thought of he could probably know the moves is debilitating.
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@Mr_GreyBeard @Amanda_Umxhosa I can't live without water. That is the truth. But a young tequila here and there. Is only regrettable in the morning fam
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I’ve never heard anything this perfect 😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Amanda Mamzangwa 😍❤️@Amanda_Umxhosa
James explaining why Men cheat, using such a crazy analogy is so funny 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
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Name an actress more beautiful than Meagan Good....I'll wait
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After a WhatsApp call or a Instagram call and the app asks for a rating. Who do you rate. The reception or the conversation?
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I thought I was depressed until I got Spotify premium. All I was missing was music.
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