MR. BEACH

If I ever kill myself, there’s a very real possibility it’s just cause I had hiccups. Holy fucking shit they make me so fucking mad I would rather my head just explode

It would be really fucking nice if the NAZIS WOULD STOP KILLING AND DISAPPEARING INNOCENT PEOPLE USING OUR OWN TAX DOLLARS

I love my niece but if that bitch gets me sick one more time, I’m gonna disown her and leave her a box of tissues in my will. She’s always covered in snot and I HATE it

Yes I’d like to solve the puzzle: Sebastian Stana De Armas Just put me on Wheel of Fortune already

@OzzieUncensored @dom_lucre Good idea for a movie tbh

@dom_lucre Malaysian Flight 370, but it’s Groundhogs Day

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Footage of a man claiming he was ‘stuck in a time loop’ for the 6th time and the the plane crashes and kills everyone on board each time is going viral after resurfacing.

When ur helping FOH patch into your in ears

Tried to come here to vent, but I’m so upset that I’m literally speechless. Idk man. This sucks.

I’m done people pleasing. I’ve put other people’s feelings before my own peace and mental health for too long.

Don’t fuckin act like you’re entitled to MY time, and THEN guilt trip me when you realize I don’t actually have time for you.

If you have this specific opinion you actually deserve to die 🤷‍♂️🖕

I will never understand how people won’t acknowledge that the government deputizing white supremacists, deploying them into our streets and arresting people without any due process is straightforward Nazi shit.

@skumangel Wtf

i just saw actual davey havoc???

I just booked a Vegas trip for my 31st birthday! I’ll be at the Flamingo 11/18-11/23

*screaming into the void*

Sorry for the negative spam but tonight was not the vibe. I should have stayed home. I’m protecting my own peace from now on, everybody can fuck off.

What a fuckin stupid night. At least I got a hoodie.

From now on I don’t care if I come off as cold. Too many people have done me dirty. I’m a friendly person but once you pretend you know better than me you’re DONE in my brain. You won’t even get the time of day from me.

The #1 way to lose my respect is to tell me some shit I already know. And tonight of all nights. 🖕

I can’t fucking stand Panic! At The Disco, and I can’t fucking stand Brendan Urie. Annoying ass music made by an even more annoying and pretentious human being. Stop tweeting about them, stop thinking about them, and listen to music that isn’t awful. I’m begging.

@TheKodakChris Wait, so if I become a foreign citizen and then just come back I can get free healthcare?? 😂😂😂

Dude. You’re so close lmao