Michael Birch Jacobsen

@oresundsbaron @BosseStine @thorborg 🤣

Inden vi begynder at konkludere alt for meget. Så bør vi lige afvente analyserne fra konspirationstosserne @BosseStine og @thorborg om hvordan, at det faktisk bare var Trump selv som stod bag.

@sonderby Bedazzeled crocs... når man virkelig vil vise at man er ligeglad med andres meninger🤯

Le Grand finale ! 🙏 Livet er sgu meget godt!

Så skal der sovses !! 🥩🙌

@RasmusJarlov So let’s pretend that question came from someone highly respected, (maybe a general) what would be your answer to these legit and factual true questions?

There is no question that Twitter is flooded with fake profiles and bots. Whenever you discuss Trump or Russia the threads get flooded with profiles without real names misinforming and posting Kremlin talking points. Sometimes there are waves of attacks on the EU by the same type of profiles. Sometimes it is super obvious. Here are two fake profiles pretending to be Finnish posting the exact same anti-Ukrainian text in support of Russia. ("Why do we send money to Ukraine? Russia is not our enemy and Ukraine is not part of NATO") Twitter does not seem to be doing anything about it and it is difficult not to get the impression that Twitter is fine with this army of fake profiles that constantly spew pro-Russian, pro-Trump and anti-European lies and viewpoints. It is hard to measure the impact it has on the public debate but there can be little question that it is a real danger to democracy.

@LarsHHolmqvist Min datter på 1 år har også lige fået en… det var på tide!! synes hun har nasset lige længe nok på systemet 🤣

Min datter under 15 år har fået en årsopgørelse og forskudsopgørelse fra SKAT 😲😲😳😳 Den er helt gal i min optik!

@MadsStrange_ 🙏

Siden år 2000 har Danmark kun skabt 13 virksomheder, der er blevet værdisat til mere end 1 mia. USD. 🇩🇰 62 % af dem har allerede valgt at forlade os. 🇸🇪 I Sverige er det tilsvarende tal kun 9 %. 🇫🇮 I Finland er det 0 %. Hvis man er et af de individer, der arbejder hårdest, bidrager suverænt mest til samfundet og knokler for at skabe noget stort, kan jeg godt forstå, at man ikke gider gøre det i Danmark. For det kan praktisk talt ikke længere betale sig at være en af dem, der stifter virksomhed her til lands. Og de højproduktive iværksættere skal sgu nok klare sig - selvom det er urimeligt, at de nødt til at flygte fra landet, fordi de bliver behandlet dårligt. Men hvis vi ikke får taget et alvorligt opgør med Danmarks erhvervsfjendtlige kurs, kommer vi alle sammen til at blive markant fattigere. Danmark er ved at blive efterladt på perronen, og udviklingen går hurtigere, end man skulle tro.

@thorborg @olebirkolesen Det er den eneste logiske forklaringen på at trump vandt? Ikke at hans modstander var det man politikkorrekt kalder retarderet🤣 Sjovt som vi altid tror på konspirationsteorierne når de går imod trump 🤷‍♂️

@olebirkolesen Jeg tror det var fake og jeg plejer ikke at hoppe på pladder

Hvis man bygger sit hus på konspirationstosser, så …

@sonderby Haha har lavet præcis den sammen, utroligt hvor woke man har været 🤣😉

Jeg har kørt 6 år som ren pescetar... For nogle måneder siden er jeg hoppet tilbage på kødholdet, og kører nu en periode, hvor jeg prioriterer "keto"-lignende kost, for at komme lidt længere ned i vægt og via træning og tilskud øge testosteron naturligt. For 6 mdr. siden havde jeg næsten væmmelse ved tanken om at spise en bøf. Nu kan jeg næsten ikke få nok og har deciderede kød cravings. Hjernen er en mærkelig størrelse 🧠🤷‍♂️ Her dagens frokost på vej (sammen med salat) 🥩

@EndWokeness 🤯

Each. Dot. Represents. 100. Migrants. This is what an invasion looks like:

@vmaark_ @durov @grok Part of what LGBTQ+ is promoting is the idea that you can change your gender. Very dangerous idea to expose to kids. Why is this being allowed but not access to SoMe? I am following the concern that Pavel originally shared.

@mr_birch2 @durov @grok I had to look up on the internet what you are talking about, but based on what I found, it feels like you didn't? Anyway, I don't see how that's related to social media.

So the EU wants to ban teens from social media — except for LGBTQ+ content? What a nuanced way to “protect children” online.

@vmaark_ @durov @grok And you don’t think that gender dysphoria. has negative consequences for kids?

@mr_birch2 @durov @grok no, i have kids, ofc social media should be banned under 16. there's direct correlation between mental health issues and social media usage.

@PeterSweden7 Link?

I Tyskland föreslår man nu alltså en ny lag där folk kan bli förbjudna att äga hus om de har åsikter som menas vara mot konstitutionen. Utan rättegång. Utan dom. Bara myndigheterna som bestämmer att så blir det. Hörs detta demokratiskt ut?

@sonderby 🤣

Blot at sætte skatterne op, svarer lidt til at sælge mandater. Man løber tør for dem på et tidspunkt. Uden at have fået kagen gjort større 🎂📈

@vmaark_ @durov @grok So you are also against the EU law that ban teens access to SoMe?

@mr_birch2 @durov @grok the scandalous hungarian law was more about books, so bookstores cannot sell people under 18 books containing any reference to homosexuality, and those books have to be plastic wrapped, so they cannot even be opened 💀

@Suboptimus42 @stekkerauto @RomainHedouin Yes, I would agree, but I think he is so true to it, and believes them so hard, that he wants that kind of pressure and expectation on his team🤷‍♂️

@mr_birch2 @stekkerauto @RomainHedouin True, but they could keep that internal.

Exactly 5 years ago today, I became a Tesla investor by purchasing my first $1203.60 of company stock April 19th, 2021! I regularly bought shares when the price seemed right, and slowed down my purchases when the price seemed a bit high A couple of years later, I got a job at Tesla and accumulated a lot of company stock, through the Employee Stock Purchase Plan and other means Soon after leaving the Tesla factory, the price seemed exceptionally good so I sold my position and moved the money to a diversified, value-heavy basket of companies, which have been performing incredibly well so far I'm grateful that I was lucky enough to time the market so well on a single stock, very few investors successfully pull that off and there absolutely was a lot of luck involved I recently created a non-profit organization called Crayon Finance, which aims to educate people (mostly French people) on the importance of investing If you haven't started investing yet, start investing today and stay diligent, your future self will thank you more than you can imagine I still hold 40 shares of Tesla's stock for sentimental reasons and for fun

@Suboptimus42 @stekkerauto @RomainHedouin Yes that is how I run my own business, but I think I understand how Elon runs his companies, and 1 of the tools, is to set overly ambitious goals and targets that the team then have to work 3x as hard to achieve. That is how he has managed to pull of impossible tasks in the past.

@mr_birch2 @stekkerauto @RomainHedouin It's about trust, not legality. Underpromise and overdeliver should be the preferred style.

@Suboptimus42 @stekkerauto @RomainHedouin I am sure of it. But on earnings calls they do start with a wording like “these are forward looking statements, based on best guess and estimates” or something like that. I agree that they can be interpreted as promises, but legally I am not so sure.

@stekkerauto @mr_birch2 @RomainHedouin There are websites out there tracking the statements.

The net margin only works if you change to selling software like margins. Having a production of 1 mio cybercabs by end of 2029, should be doable if you look at how quickly they managed to scale model Y production. A bigger and more complex car. So yes, hard job, but wouldn’t be the first time Tesla has managed a feat like that💪

They made 95B of revenue in 2025 and close to 4B in net income Your bear case is that by adding 125B of revenue in the next 3 years, they can add 71B of net income I'll say this for the record so that we can come back in 3 years: I think your bear case is way too optimistic Going from 4.2% net margins to 34.1% net margins in 3 years just doesn't sound realistic at all to say the least I'll happily eat my words if I'm proven wrong I'd bet pretty much anything that this won't happen, to be honest

@stekkerauto @Suboptimus42 @RomainHedouin Pretty sure most of those statements Elon has made are forward looking statements on earnings calls ect. Optimistic goals, yes, but never a promis.

@Suboptimus42 @RomainHedouin @mr_birch2 Tesla management got away with m*rder for years now

@HeleneTveit1 🤯

Nå skjer det rett foran øynene våre. På statlig norsk TV sitter de og diskuterer dette åpent – med EU-flagget hengende bak seg. Som et symbol. Som et signal. Som ren propaganda rett inn i norske stuer. Dette handler ikke lenger bare om samarbeid. Dette handler om kontroll. EU, Europaparlamentet og Ursula von der Leyen retter blikket mot Norge. Mot oljefondet. Mot pengene vi har spart opp gjennom generasjoner. De snakker om “solidaritet”. De snakker om “fellesskap”. Men hva betyr det egentlig? At norske oljeinntekter skal beskattes i Brussel? At penger fra norske borgere skal flyttes ut av landet – og inn i EUs system? De vil ha hånden i oljefondet. Og det skjer ikke i det skjulte lenger. Det diskuteres åpent. På norsk TV. Med EU-symboler i bakgrunnen. Spørsmålet er ikke om presset kommer. Spørsmålet er hvor langt det skal gå – før noen sier stopp. ⚡️🇳🇴💰🔥 #Norway #EU #OilFund #Politics #Brussels #Economy #Sovereignty #Norge #Oljefondet #Politikk #EU #Brussel #Selvråderett