GUY GALACTIC

Can’t believe I’m only just now having my first white claw guys get the camera out

Today marks the second time I accidentally back-handed a hot drink and the whole thing goes everywhere

As someone who works with audio software every day I can still say after years of having @Sonos I still don’t get how the app works it’s completely counterintuitive

I can’t stop using the word “emaculate” to describe anything that’s good

Listening back to a mix I did which is probably some of my best work to date and still over analysing it to hell. I need to remember way back to age 14 I recorded my first shit little demo on a laptop that ran on coal and gave me 1 channel in Cubase. I’m now living the dream

Feel sorry for guys out there with terrible hairlines like mine who haven’t yet taken the leap in getting what’s left buzzed off. It’s so liberating and you get to pretend you’re Jason Statham.

Everyone is paying stupid-money for Oasis tickets and ironically I’ll be watching it from whatever angle I like for free on all your instagram stories x

Can’t believe there are people out here that “don’t really do chip n dip”

Here’s an idea for @F1 All teams have to scale their cars down for Monaco to make up for the lack of track space and @Max33Verstappen has to use a go kart to keep things interesting

Calvin Harris was at his peak when he performed with a live band

Made salt and pepper chicken for 1st time tonight. It was unbelievably mid and the money I spent on the ingredients alone would have covered a takeaway and dessert and I wouldn’t have had to leave the house or cook. I’ve been robbed

Someone I met recently - I was v unsure about them and thought they were a strange vibe. I did not gel with them. A friend of mine ended up at their afters and they kept the big light on all night and there was no music. My instincts are always right.

I’m so sick of these ambiguous “satire? or not satire?” Music pages. They’ve got me completely hooked so either way they’ve won.

Pretty cool if you’re using this creatively with sequential things that don’t already have swing like old drum machines etc. I can kind of see both sides but I don’t think that’s the main selling point of these “quick fix” plugins

I find it interesting that there’s now “humaniser” plugins surfacing to make the feel of your tracks more human. We’ve gone too far with trying to make everything perfect that we need a solution to a problem that I don’t think we ever should have had

We’d all be forced to go out there and buy our favourite artists albums for a fair price so they can actually get something back from the investment they’ve made into making it. Which brings the value back to where it should be

I also think everyone would be more driven to do things for themselves rather than for the clout on their feed

If it were up to me, none of us would have phones or internet and we’d get excited when something new happened. Meeting up with pals would be so much fun because you’ve barely been in touch and you’d have so much to catch up on

Singer songwriters have become incredibly insufferable online, how do we change it back?

Still so shocked my family watched kaytranada’s boiler room set on the big tv last night. I’m so proud. They’re becoming so cultured