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@sjp2794 I will be praying today. I'm going to church at 10:30.

Kickin' ass on Battlefield.

@sjp2794 I could of brought you half a Mars bar, but i went to the Bullring instead. :-P

I'm concerned my head is actually turning into a perfect circle. Like a decent sized bowling ball.

@sjp2794 seriously? Open it, don't carry it. It will either open towards you or away from. Some open automatically. Mind=blown.

@sjp2794 I did consider it, but no. Surely you would think it quite bizarre if i rocked up at your house and offered you half a Mars bar?

@sjp2794 I have no calender, bad times. I did have a Mars bar this morning, a Duo no less. Thats how hardcore i am!

@sjp2794 Calender fail. Oh how lolled. Should of waited until tomorrow and had 2!

She asked me to look at things from her perspective......so i looked out of the kitchen window.

@sjp2794 Storm in and demand they leave! Stamp your feet if you have to. Pests.

Creepiest Optical Illusion you will EVER witness. dvorak.org/blog/?p=88713

Steve Jobs has passed away. :(

iPhone 4S on October 14.

@sjp2794 Im not going to argue, a gentleman such as myself allows a lady to maintain her fiction. :-D

@sjp2794 You couldn't handle the POWAHHH!

@sjp2794 You might learn to use the pedals after lesson No.50. :-P