Avnish Kumar

@aAkhilesh9453 Ye to phir bhi thik h. Mere gaav me yisa hua tha to ladke ko hi maar diya wo bhi bahut bure tarike se mara tha

मेरी दोस्त को उसकी गर्लफ्रेंड ने फोन किया कि घर पर कोई नहीं है आ जाओ मेरे दोस्त ने कहा ठीक है आता हूं जब वह वहां पहुंचा और पूरी रात हो मजा काटने के बाद सुबह वही दोनों बिस्तर पर दोनों सो गए और दिन के 10:00 बज गए तब तक घर वाले आगे फिर घर वालों ने जो हालात की उसकी अब लगता है कि वह जाना ही भूल जाएगा लेकिन फिर घर वालों ने दोनों को शादी साथ में करवा दी

@Sakshi50038 Is it real story?

My cousin made ₹3.4 crore this year. He’s 23. College dropout. Used to borrow money for petrol. Relatives called him “useless.” Now he earns more in a month than people who mocked him make in 10 years. What changed? He stopped chasing passion. And started selling “how to become rich” courses to teenagers on Instagram 😭💀

@sauravk87 Congratulations 🎉

Hey guys, a quick career update I got the PPO 🥳 Software Engineer 1 at Tower Research Capital ✌️

@shrav_10 Not possible

Roti kapda aur 45lpa remote naukri

@Cipher_twt Wtf is this? 😂 Btw, are u full stack developer

@Sakshi50038 I think u r a software engineer and I'm in this situation

I’m 20 no job no money no bf no direction no plan no progress no clue Is it over for me?

@narendramodi @grok what is chola copper plate?

A joyous moment for every Indian! Chola Copper Plates dating back to the 11th Century will be repatriated to India from the Netherlands. Took part in the ceremony for the same in the presence of Prime Minister Rob Jetten. The Chola Copper Plates are a set of 21 large plates and 3 small plates and largely contain texts in Tamil, one of the most beautiful languages of the world. They relate to the great Rajendra Chola I formalising an oral commitment made by his father, King Rajaraja I. They also showcase the greatness of the Cholas. We in India are immensely proud of the Cholas, their culture and their maritime prowess. I thank the Government of the Netherlands and Leiden University in particular, where the Copper Plates were kept since the mid-19th century. @MinPres

@Im_bmalik97 @iamankitpande What is personal?

@iamankitpande Those aren’t the same kind of boundaries trust in intimacy still needs space for personal privacy

You are okay sleeping naked with him, doing everything together, sharing the same bed and same room. But the moment he touches your phone suddenly it becomes “privacy” and “insecurity”? Modern relationships are hilarious. People are more scared of their partner seeing their chats than seeing their body. That tells you everything.

@ananyashasau 🤣🤣

NTA should take lessons on security measures from YONO SBI. Jiska account h wo khud bhi login nhi kr pata. Z+ security Pro Max SPF70 pa+++

@realpatriot_777 @keh_ke_utaaro @Truthfor_Bharat @theskindoctor13 Oh

@keh_ke_utaaro @Truthfor_Bharat @theskindoctor13 He's reposting memes posted by betting app accounts to help increase their reach. And he's getting paid by then to do so..

Yesterday was a long day. I was called for questioning in connection with a case that I believed had no merit, and I attended the questioning to present my version. However, the police arrested me at 5.30 PM. I was granted bail at 10 PM, and the Hon’ble Duty Judge clearly stated that he saw no offence in the case. He also said that he saw no mens rea and failed to understand why I had even been arrested. Grateful to @RaviSharmaTalks and @sidcool2302, the wonderful lawyers who helped me through this. Thankful to the many people, both online and offline, who supported me. I’m truly grateful. Of course, there are many who dislike you and use such opportunities to strike harder when you are down, but that’s fair game. It was your day, and you took it. I can take those blows and come back. At times like these, one realises the importance of ideological support. The people who stood by me at the most crucial juncture were neither close friends nor relatives, but those with whom I am bound by ideology. And it delivered for me when it mattered most. This incident has added many new layers of perspective, most importantly the ones we usually miss in the melee of day-to-day social media discourse. I’ll write about the specifics of this case another day. For now, I just want to say thank you so much to everyone who has been a well-wisher. I’m grateful. Thank you for monitoring the situation.

@NewsArenaIndia What a joke 😂

"Abolish NEET, permit states to fill seats on basis of Class 12 marks." - TN CM Vijay urges Centre

@Abhijee67564435 @RiddleSphere @aravind Yes, I also remembered and from bihar.

@RiddleSphere @aravind I still remember my village in Bihar till 2015 there was no road , no electricity , and suddenly there was everything , that too to such remote place and then these idiots think vote chori

The number of people without electricity by country. Look what happened after 2016. Someone started fixing India for real. Many things at a time. Still some way to go. The lag of last 60 is that bad.

@iamankitpande What is Malmas?

We went to buy a new family car today. Just requested the showroom to deliver it before 17 May because Malmas starts after that. And the salesman literally mocked us for following our traditions. He said: You people are educated yet still believe in these things? Thousands buy cars during Malmas too. Imagine insulting a customer just because he respects his culture. My father stayed calm and said: Being modern does not mean abandoning traditions. But the salesman kept arguing. So we cancelled the booking right there and took our money back. India is becoming so modern that now people feel ashamed of their own culture, festivals and beliefs. Respecting traditions is now called backwardness. This mentality is more dangerous than illiteracy.

@UPI_NPCI @Rushu_Tushu Beneficiary details or amount?

@Rushu_Tushu We understand your concern. Please note that any wrong transaction is irreversible from our end. We request you to carefully verify beneficiary details before making a transfer. For further assistance, kindly contact your bank. Thank you.

Accidentally paid ₹1515 instead of ₹15 at a fruit shop. Yesterday evening, while talking with my friends, I bought 3 bananas worth ₹15. I was distracted in conversation, entered the amount without properly checking the screen, typed the UPI pin, took the fruits, and left. Suddenly the shop owner started shouting. Because of the traffic noise, he literally came running behind me. Turns out I had accidentally paid ₹1515 instead of ₹15. He instantly returned ₹1500 after scanning my QR. I thanked him a lot, and he was super chill about it. Told me not to pay without checking next time. Me, my friends, and the owner had a good laugh over my carelessness. Some shopkeepers are genuinely kind hearted. The world needs more people like this.

@iMSahil_7 @UPI_NPCI @Rushu_Tushu 😂

@UPI_NPCI @Rushu_Tushu Bhai tumko kisne bulaya yahape

@merajhere @Prince8bx To papa s whatsapp pe kon baat krta h 😂

@Prince8bx Bro, just saw the same post a girl posted this

papa yaar 😭😭😭

@Prince8bx Merepe bhi nhi hua😂

@MrBeast Hi

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@PushpaSahani12 @ilyshani @priyarajputlive Tu garib h na? Isiliye rich logse jal rha h 🤡

@ilyshani @priyarajputlive अरे कहां इतनी लंबी लंबी अंग्रेजी छांट रहे हो,इसी लड़की को कोई पार्लर वाली आई ब्रो बनवाने का ओवर चार्ज करेगी,तो इसे कोई ऐतराज़ नहीं होगा😏

AC सर्विस के नाम पर मार्केट में गजब स्कैम चल रहा है. इस महिला को सुनिए 👇 इन्होंने अर्बन कंपनी वालों को अपनी 4 AC सर्विस करने के लिए बुलाया था AC सर्विस करने आए टेक्नीशियन ने 3 AC का गैस खत्म बता दिया महिला को संदेह हुआ. इस महिला ने AC सर्विस कैंसिल कर दिया बदले में अर्बन कंपनी वालों ने इनसे पेनल्टी ले लिया और फिर जब महिला ने लोकल टेक्नीशियन बुलाया तो उसने कहा कि AC में गैस तो ठीक है, कौन बोल रहा है गैस ख़त्म है ? गजब खेल चल रहा भाई