Clayton Bond

@RobertIrwin please help us get the word out for these poor trapped beasts! We’ve already broken ground on our first project! backabuddy.co.za/champion/proje…

@RobertIrwin Hey man. I’m trying to raise money for crocodiles trapped in concrete cages the size of a coffin. BUT I’ve found a team that's started building it a new enclosure, so there is hope. backabuddy.co.za/champion/proje…

@sargjason just watched Survivor and how you treated Alicia. Your daughters must be so ashamed of you. How embarrassing.

@ScotPollard31 just watch Survivor. The way you treated Alicia… your family must be so ashamed of you. You’re disgusting.

Can you give this guy a job @OUTsurance? He’s here every day saving the day. Corner Witkoppen and Rivonia.

Great. Thanks for the insight man. Phew.

Where does a guy like me get a turkey at a time like this? 🦃

Food Lover’s Market in Rivonia. They still got a flock on ice.

@WOOLWORTHS_SA Drat. Ok I’ll just @Shazam the heck out of your store every time I go. Thanks for trying though ho ho.

@MrCBond We tried, we really did, but unfortunately we aren't able to share the playlist publicly 🙁 We hope to see you in store soon!

Gonna shoot my shot… @WOOLWORTHS_SA what playlist was playing in the Mall of Africa branch today (and lately)? Seriously white hot jams.

@WOOLWORTHS_SA Tell me good news… I didn’t come out of a year and a half twitter hibernation for anything less than you’re hell fire playlist!

@MrCBond What a compliment 😂 we’re going to get back to you once we have more info. Thank you!

In other news, tumbleweed stocks set to soar.

This time of year is always stressful for young people as they try to fund or get into Tertiary ed. Here is a thread of other opportunities for people who don't have the funds or perhaps didn't get into traditional tertiary.please share and add. #altopportunities

Pieter Stef du Toit must pick a first name.

When both your hands are full so you eat your popcorn with your tongue chameleon style

@brookehouts man you must be hating life. Lolz.

Cricket WC = Cricket Who Cares

Orange you glad Trump's gone... #TopicalTweetsFromTheFuture.

Anybody want to come over? I need to clean my house and entertaining guests is the only incentive I have to clean up.

Shout out to heavy coffee tables that don't slide away when I put my feet on them. #MVP