Michael Mark

Chuck E Cheese is selling their food as “Pasqually’s Pizza” on food apps because no one wants to order Chuck E. Cheese pizza for delivery and I think this is nominated as the funniest part of this pandemic

What is this?!?!?!? @turnerspgh

This app is dead Staying here is contributing to nothing in society besides the collapse of civilized democracy

Downloaded Threads and Bluesky, eat so much human shit that you die, Elon Musk. But eat it slowly and really enjoy the taste of it.

Women aren’t allowed the power to “kill the baby” in their uterus, but if they wanna carry pistols across the country and wait for a creepy man to come up to them in the street and touch them (which will 100% happen in America), they could probably kill them and be fine.

@BasedSatan6six6 @CostcoHotDoggg @Angelica_Reed1 @hankgreen You’re gonna die one day and there’s gonna be no one around to say goodbye. I feel bad for you big guy

@CostcoHotDoggg @Angelica_Reed1 @hankgreen i can lose weight, she can’t lose all those bodies, she can’t unpost her holes with things in them she can make millions but at what cost? her dignity? do you think in 30 years she’s gonna be proud of what she’s done? why are you defending her?

What a gross bunch of people...

Cops are inherently bad because it gives regular people power over others and just like this video said, everyone has their own opinions, and unfortunately a very high percentage of cops act on those opinions.

@SamLesante2 @DarthTyler909 @Playbeyblades @clownworld What’s your hobbies after going to work? Can’t the man golf?

@DarthTyler909 @Playbeyblades @clownworld Yeah he probably had an important 2pm tee time to get too also.

Judge SHUTS DOWN Sovereign Citizen

I’d like to see any and all republicans try and tell me abortion is murder one more damn time after the state of Missouri just executed a fully grown human being. The government did that. The country did that. We fucking did that. We killed an innocent man. Fucking vote please

I wish kids these days would just stop doing whip its and galaxy gas and just start smoking cigarettes

Always wondered why the Nazis got away with so much killing and destruction and everyone sat back and watched. Seemed kinda crazy that it even happened at all. Now I understand why. Israel is shooting at ambulances carrying innocent injured Gaza children and no one cares…

@NintendoAmerica @ScottAukerman

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? This time, you decide!🌎 The world's greatest thief is back and this time she needs your help. Carmen Sandiego is coming to #NintendoSwitch in 2025.

@immortalnchrist @LilNasX Bible thumpers are the most hateful and disrespectful people, it’s no wonder nobody goes to church on Sunday anymore. If heaven is real, it’s sure as hell not full of people like you…

Babe you’re a handsome man why do you want to be gay? You could get the hottest chick ever and have the most beautiful babies! God hates gay sex so much that he literally burned Sodom and Gomorrah. Jesus Christ didn’t come to say we could have gay sex and it really bothers me that you promote it for Satan. I’m sure they got you on a bunch of drugs. Why do you want to burn in hell forever and take a bunch of kids with you when you could have like a supermodel wife that loves you to pieces and has beautiful babies with you worshiping Jesus Christ. Seriously. I believe that I’m supposed to minister to you because that’s what the Holy Spirit told me to Genesis 4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.” Sodom and Gomorrah were so rampant with gay sex when God, since the Angels to destroy the towns, the men literally surrounded Lots house, and tried to rape them. Lot even offered his daughters who were virgins and they refused. They wanted to poop sex which is so gross to me that people leave it like that shit literally…. So God burned those cities. This is where you and anybody that follows you as a young person that confused about “gender” wants to be gay because of the propaganda and going viral on TikTok, and all this crap that’s going around with the satanic Hollywood industry Jude 1:7 Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire. Repent the kingdom of heaven is near

congrats ur still a faggot

The guy who blocked and muted all his critics once he bought twitter is defending free speech? Yeah okay sure

reading brain dead discourse about the new fallout tv show from dirty neck beards and blocking right wing conspiracy theorists, god this app really fucking sucks lol

Kinda wild how Microsoft bought Minecraft and stifled the developers as much as they could so they don’t “ruin the game.” Since april fools only lasts for a day, they let the developers do whatever they want and the result is always incredible, unlike the regular updates.

@Satur9_Sway i started blocking all the blue check reply guys on every post. it’s starting to work, but it’s a lot of effort and barely worth it