Araxis Hammertoss

@JohnBatcheller @ChrisMurphyCT Supporting a war that gets our troops killed is not supporting our troops.

@ChrisMurphyCT You are a traitor to your country. As long as we are at war, show support for our troops. You can debate the conduct of this war after it is over. The depths of your hatred for Donald Trump blind you to what it means to be a valued citizen of the Republic. You have no honor.

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

I'm out if Twitter jail for suggesting bad things happen to prominent oligarchs.

@JakesAt_ It was almost on your birthday. Missed it by 29 minutes.

@MrHammertoss CONGRATS, HOLY MOLY DUDE!

Little Miss Hammertoss.

@jifferey Too busy grinding with my hands to play games anymore.

@MrHammertoss Can't stream worth a fuck but becomes a dad anyway.

Guess the project. bsky.app/profile/mrhamm…

I got tired of letting work consume me and never being creative or making anything for me anymore. Started an ambitious project this week that's been in planning for almost 2 years. Hoping it helps me feel more like me. Follow me on 🦋 @mrhammertoss.bsky.social

Heil Tesla 🦋MrHammertoss X has been blocking me from posting this in one tweet.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I'm gonna quit my FT job and be a TikTok influencer.

@idkNotMatt That's just TikTok.

this will just turn into me pressing the button 273 times in a row

@idkNotMatt #edateX doesn't have the same ring to it.

edatetwt catching on would genuinely ruin thousands of lives

Somebody stop me from ordering the Home Depot 6ft animated holiday stormtrooper with motion detection and voice lines for 50% off. homedepot.com/p/Disney-6-ft-…

I'm gonna get myself fired today.

@MoBogsly Worth it or no? miniaturemarket.com/flesh-blood-tc…

Literally every night

@idkNotMatt At this point, even I'd take a DBD feed over what I've got.

Gonna attempt to fix my algorithm now Pokémon league of legends kingdom hearts world of Warcraft fallout osrs DBD webfishing rocket league banjo kazooie mario Zelda

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring