Jay Martel

There's no time like the present for The Present...the book -- rb.gy/41vt1b -- and the movie, now available in the U.S. -- amazon.com/gp/video/detai… tv.apple.com/us/movie/the-p…

‘Violence has no place in our politics, also check out the UFC Cage Match I’m bringing to the White House lawn next summer’

Poor ⁦@franksinatra⁩ must be ringadingdinging in his grave. Come on, ⁦@SpellingBeeNYT⁩! #Beekind

No points for these words? It’s as if @SpellingBeeNYT is saying that I’m not a genius.

Hey, ⁦@SpellingBeeNYT⁩, normal body functions should not be excluded!

How the heck is ⁦@SpellingBeeNYT⁩ missing these?

Come on, Bee, get it together!

.@SpellingBeeNYT refuses to give me points for these obvious words!

It definitely is!

Since a group chat is in the news today I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I'm in a play about a group chat this week in Santa Barbara CA. Relevant! etcsb.org

Another rave for Parents In Chains: “CLEVER!  SMART, ACCESIBLE AND FUNNY!  A SMOOTH COMIC PLEASURE!  A satisfying story of people fumbling, struggling, and finally making connections.” - Maggie Yates, SANTA BARBARA INDEPENDENT independent.com/2025/03/18/the…

Come see us!

Very excited that @JamesUrbaniak and @JoshMalina are joining the cast of #parentsinchains in Santa Barbara this week, starting tomorrow night!

What happened to conversation? New play in Santa Barbara looks at parents and parenting via texts kclu.org/local-news/202…

LIVE PERFORMANCE ALERT: I'm in @mrjaymartel's sharp & satirical comedy "Parents in Chains" this month at Santa Barbara's ETC theatre (rotating casts, performances begin March 12, I'm in March 18-30). Great play, amazing actors, what more do you want?? etcsb.org

Dear #MAGA, Can we hold your cult leader to his own words today?

BREAKING: Foreign-born leader comes to Oval Office, dressed down in a disrespectful manner, having already received billions from America, asking for American taxpayers to keep paying him more billions, subsidizing him for years to come:

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