Junior Joe 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

Congratulations sir. Pep Guardiola has officially confirmed his NYSC status. Proud to be a corper with swag. PPA. Man city. Mane origi Rodri kyle walker Henderson MCILIV

@tencydove @ann_tereza Guardiola won't take him, he doesn't like egoistic players

@ann_tereza Manche City or Bayern Munich

Wait, which team would Mbappé go to if he was asked to leave Real Madrid?🤔

@OgodoSandra 10,000 consultation fee, in this economy? How will that help you pay rent? It should be like 50k.. Mind you I still have over 2m accumulated invoice of your Landlord and his close ones, let me know when to email it to you.

My landlord increased my rent by 100% last December. I’ve been in this compound since 2021. As a medical personnel, I’ve always helped him, his family and even their friends for free whenever they had any health concerns. This morning, he messaged me about a medical issue. I told him consultation is ₦10k. He called, shocked, asking when I started charging. I told him I need money to pay the new rent, so I can’t keep doing it for free. He got angry and ended the call. Abeg, did I do anything wrong?

@precioustoyeen @Mhoni_Hiyst @john322226 How did it come?

@Mhoni_Hiyst @john322226 How is it going now

Barcelona is 7 points clear of Real Madrid but I promise you, Real Madrid will still win the league. I’ll revisit this tweet in few months.

@NigeriaStories Nigerian Senate, even if it is for the fear of God, just for once, pretend to act as that arm that "checks" even if you dont "balance" just say no for once. Like have the presidency request a loan it doesn't need, then say No.... eeh, please 🙏

JUST IN: The Senate has begun action on a $516 million loan request from President Tinubu to finance the Sokoto–Badagry Superhighway, a project expected to reshape transport, trade and economic activity across several regions.

Making appointment is one thing, aligning with their ideology and funding it is another, in this dispensation we have seen national budget approved yet less than 20% of the sum released for the actualization of those budgets.... You dear president is not Prudent.. if starts from the very top

If I ever become President, I will immediately appoint my strongest competitors as Ministers in key sectors. For instance, I would make Peter Obi the Minister of Power, since he has repeatedly said he is confident he can fix Nigeria’s electricity crisis. I would also create suitable and strategic positions for people like Atiku Abubakar and Rabiu Kwankwaso, giving them the platform and authority to tackle major national challenges in the areas they claim expertise in. If any of them actually delivers outstanding results and solves the problems in their sector, I will willingly step down and hand over the leadership of the country to that person without hesitation. However, if anyone refuses the appointment, I will publicly declare that they are cowards who do not truly love Nigeria.

@KFresh17488 @IyelolaIge They mine in Nigeria, Akamkpa, Cross River state

@mrkelcy @IyelolaIge Do dey chip it from China or dey are mining from Nigeria and selling to Nigerian l🤣

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men bought the land. The river included. Our river. Our sand. Their business. I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt. Written entirely in Chinese. I said I cannot sign what I cannot read. They said drop the sand and collect your refund. I needed that sand badly. I signed. They released the sand. I sat in my car thinking about this country.

Lol... I just checked to see the club you support and I understand the daftness... It's not stadium rights Sir, it's naming rights. Do you know how big you have hi be for a brand to pay to have their name associated with you for hundreds of million. And if you talk About box sales, kindly check how many of your box seats your club have sold and for how many years, they could not get up to half of what we're getting despite selling more

@mrkelcy @BarcaTimes You are building it with sponsors money I'm exchange of stadium rights for next 20 years

🚨🎖| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: LW transfer stance updates — • Víctor Muñoz has been monitored, but the club’s priority is signing more experienced, established players — aligning with Hansi Flick’s call for more leaders. • Pedro Neto is currently NOT a priority target. • On Francisco Conceição, Barça insist there is NOTHING in that, and they think the club's name is being used to inflate his market value. • Bernardo Silva, who will be a free agent, is appreciated internally, but his position is considered covered and NOT a priority. • Rafael Leão has been closely scouted, but concerns remain over his defensive intensity and pressing, seen as a MISMATCH with Flick’s system. [@ffpolo] #fcblive 👀

@AbbasSy512 @BarcaTimes Broke and building the biggest and best stadium Europe will ever see

@mrkelcy @BarcaTimes Because you are broke

@Ancitipote @BarcaTimes @CatalunyaRadio Na, he is a born winner, a fighter, and will only strengthen the mentality of our team.. which sometimes can be very down.

@BarcaTimes @CatalunyaRadio I like him, but I'm also worried he is going to fuck up the locker room. That whole Lookman stint on their national team shows a lot of either stupidity or bad temper. Maybe some Nigerians can let us know if that is a common attitude he has or if it was a one-time only thing.

🚨🎖️| Víctor Osimhen is one of several striker alternatives being considered by Barça. He is highly rated by Deco, although his salary demands are considered high. [@CatalunyaRadio] #fcblive 🇳🇬

@ShakilEhmed @BarcaTimes You're funny if you think Gala will let Oshimen go for less than they got him for, Araujo has little to offer this team in flicks system and will not play second fiddle to Cubarsi.. Leao is the defensive liability, I'm sorry but we still need olmo.

@BarcaTimes FC Barcelona 2026-27 Sales: Olmo 60m, Kounde 45m, Cassado 15m, Ansu 15m Stegen 10m = 145m Expenses: Leao 50m, Bastoni 55m, Osimhen 60m, Cancelo free = 165m Free salary space: Lewandowski, Christensen, Szczesny Net spend: -20m (balanced by major wage relief)

🚨 | End of the conference. Thoughts? 🤔

@crypto_cherubim @ultimate_kombo And what is wrong about this post? You people deserve every kind of leader we have in this country.. Hypocrites

Bro kombo, plz hope you get to see my message. Please delete this, it's not your business. Don't inherit another person hatred or problem plz. The internet doesn't forget this might be used against you later in future and probaly you will be a bigger kombo then. Always stick to your niche plz. This you post is not right bro plz, don't invite problem to yourself as u don't know tomorrow, thanks.

Nigeria is a weird place Me and you Dey do online banter, you come carry my picture Dey do promotion for you business, even put am for bill board You still Dey make mouth on line say o no fit do you anything say you be powerful man I report the case to police them charge you go court send you go prison Now I am being accused for Oppressing you 😂😂😂

@MNakudu Manchester United fans have found their voices again...

@Jesupemi28 @Onowuabagana @kenkenlewu @InibeheEffiong Go to tiktok, type bone bread or will come up

@Onowuabagana @kenkenlewu @InibeheEffiong Possible I see the video please?

"I didn’t mention any brand or show their logo" Woman who expressed concern about a bread that didn’t go bad after two months reveals she's been sued for ₦50 million by the company. Hello guys, you won’t believe what I’m holding in my hands. Bone Bread sent their solicitors to serve me this letter. You remember the video I made three days ago about the bread that has stayed for two months in my shop without going bad. I was very intentional in that video. I didn’t mention any brand. I didn’t show their logo. I was that careful. Some of you in the comment section were saying, “Oh, you are a liar, you would have told us the name of the bread.” Okay, how do you want us to stay away from the bread if you don’t tell us the name? You are lying. At least show the logo. Some people were mentioning different brands, different breads, and sharing their experiences with those breads. The next day, Bone Bread sent me a message in my DM. They said they saw a video circulating online that I made with a product that resembles their own. They said they wanted to reach me so we could have a talk. That same instant, while I was still trying to wrap my head around the message, I received a phone call on my direct line. “I’m from Bone Bread, my name is this person, and we’ve seen a video that you made about our bread.” I l©st it. I said, “Hold it right there. I did not make any video about your bread, and please stop calling me.” I ended the call. They went and sent a voice message via Instagram telling me that madam is not somebody I can joke with. That I don’t even understand the gravity of what I am doing. In that same breath, they went under my Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook and wrote this long letter telling me I should bring down the video because I am defaming them. They said they are lawless, they are irresponsible, and that their bread is poisoning people. They said if I don’t take it down before six o’clock, they would take legal action against me. I’m still thinking, are you serious right now? Today, I woke up to someone sending me their page. They went on their page and said a content creator has defamed their company and they take it very seriously. They are going to engage their lawyers. I said, let me come upstairs and make a disclaimer video and tell these people for the millionth time: your name is not in this video, your logo is not shown in this video, I did not mention you. My girl called me that a lawyer is here with a letter, and it is from Bone Bread. So if anyone decides to insert themselves into my video by going into the comment section and claiming everything I said is about them, and even adding more, there was no language like l@wl£ssn£ss, there was no irr£sp©ns!bil!ty, there was nothing like that. So if at this point Bone Bread has decided to send me a lawsuit, and they are demanding I take down the video, retract what I said, and come to the solicitor’s office to give them 50 million naira because for these three days that is how much they have lost, then I don’t know what they are saying. At this point, I just feel I should come up here and say this, and also show you this letter because my video cannot lie. It is there. I spoke in clear English. I didn’t speak in my language. Even if my English was not very good, at least I spoke in words that could be understood. I never mentioned any brand. I’m not about to mention any brand on social media." Woman who went viral about bread she said remained fresh for over two months, now claims the company sued her for ₦50 million.

You have no idea what life has dealt him... At 14, I dropped from school and joined my mum in selling veggies and fruits, by 15 I was traveling from Uyo to Abia every Wednesday, to buy Vegetables in bulk to sell by a supermarket, if my Dad was alive that would never have been the case, lost him when I was 7, mum carried on alone, she took care of my and my 4 siblings, when I was 14 she fell ill, I'm the first Son, no one told me what I needed to do, my mum was against it and was scared, felt like she failed me but na, I drew strength from her sacrifice I did that business till I saw myself through school, all of my siblings have now graduated, 3 of them working too, last born yet to go for service, mum chilling with her grand kids in London. Obele as I was often called though was small but was thinking like a man... This boy will go places, the experience he has garnered at his age can't be taught on whiteboards.

@kenkenlewu Cute story, but let’s not ignore the real part. A 13-year-old is on the street hustling, saving for two years just to brand an apron. Support is good, but we should also question why a child has to think like this so early.

“This boy’s name is Ugochukwu. He’s just 13 years old. He walked into our new office today to brand his apron. When he came in, he greeted everybody and asked if we brand cloths. I nodded in agreement, looking at him. Then he brought out apron. “ Brother, I want to write ‘Business Boy’ on this apron”, he said, looking at me. “ Who is the business boy?” I asked. “Is me! I hawk pap in the street. People know me as business boy. I want to write it on my apron. How much ? “ I was very happy seeing someone at his age creating such unique way of marketing himself. I asked him to take a sit and engaged him in a cool business talk. He revealed that he loves business, he enjoys selling goods and making money. He wants to be a businessman in future. I gave him the advice I could at the moment . I really love that boy❤️ We kept talking until my worker was done with his apron branding . He was so happy when I gave it to him. “Brother how much, ego ole?” “ Don’t worry, Ugo. Don’t pay! It is our little way of showing support to your business and what you said you’ll be in future. We’re proud of you. Jisie Ike!” I said to him. Ugo was very happy and fulfilled. “ I wanted to do this 2 years ago, but my mother said the amount for cloth branding is too expensive, so I stopped, but still had it in mind. Just today today I broke my saving-box and decided to come.” “We’re happy to do it for you without you paying. We like what you’re doing.” I saw how happy he was while leaving the office, and I was happy too for encouraging him to be better. May he prosper in all he does 🙏 ©U.E

@IndomieNigeria Indomie with boiled egg yolk, scent leaf, paired with Nibbles bread. For the jail time, wash it down with Palmwine

Name that wild Indomie combo that deserves jail time😁

@iLnico4real There's a new TV that people are sleeping on, their PR ain't so great either.. TORNADO.. it's an official Google TV. Available in Lagos, Abj, Kano

What's the best smart TV between Samsung and Hisense?

@Konxept1 @Oba_Alexander_ @OurFavOnlineDoc He is very correct, it stares is in the face... outside social media, what else can we do? Not up to 20% of persons here will turn up to demand for any motion

@Oba_Alexander_ @OurFavOnlineDoc We? Speak for yourself, you're a COWARD!

I predict that with these damning revelations, they will soon close that OPay account that clearly links that phone number to the inec chairman. That OPay account will soon magically disappear or become “non existent”. Thank God the evidence is everywhere already. Go and write this down. When it happens you all will be back here to acknowledge I said so.

@XeeroBug @SadiqMaunde Keep praying, pray without ceasing

@SadiqMaunde It's not about the name; it's about the results. We’ve used this same energy for past leaders, and look where we are now. To me, it’s better we focus on prayer and mending our own ways rather than repeating the same cycle with different candidates who keep failing.

Waspapping posted, “If we make the mistake of handing this country to Peter Obi , then the likes of Sardauna & Tafawa Balewa, who were killed by his tribesmen during the Igbo war would’ve died for nothing” A northern sister replied him with “If Peter Obi gets the ticket under ADC, I swear I will vote for him. Even if he ends up killing us, let him kill us, it is better than those who hide behind religion while oppressing us.” Bro 😭😭😭