Marlon J

ugh my trade is having ANOTHER kid im too young to be a stepmom of two 😭

ok the dmv kinda got some trade this morning 🫦

y i get an invite to interview with the bart police uh uhhh

i blame that b/tch loki or whatever tf her name is for this stupid lil wasian movement

i keep offering more and more people to stay at mine for pride & OSL im scared they’ll all say yes 😅

people will go on a long ass rant, write a huge dissertation, and end it with “that’s all i gotta say”

some yall that still live at home sure got a lot of opinions about my furniture how that work???

oh baby im takin my man out to house of prime rib wit this lil bonus. ok now who want me???

the combo of first thursday and ribs took me tf OUT

did an interview with an ai bot n that shii was trippy

idk what was in my couch last night but that thang had me decked out

how is it i keep getting more obsessed with hudson 😩

bringing honey packets to the pregame is insane work

had my first dark room experience im in the trenches now

y go VIP for just one weekend when u can go GA for two 😏

I haven’t told somebody to delete my number inna minute n thas on growth

i kinda wanna do one of them lil scientology runs lmao

i don’t do well under pressure. unless yo name is pressure.

that vogue set at fka twigs healed me

oh we in a recession tonight gang gang