Mr. Night

@meowm1x_ Add soda 😎

bro. no fucking way i just set my coke bag down on the counter and it was WET. my coke is all gone. i’m trying not to freak the fuck out

@WorkElizab Clem

@Ford_Nick Two ribeyes

Name one thing better than a ribeye..

@Matt_Pinner Is the steak in the room with us?

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@ni_dendo It's AI

I have never seen someone move so fast in my ENTIRE life. 😳 My soul would have left my body the second I touched that water. 🐍🚫

@eveforamerica He was looking at the art in the window

Watch how Bill walks and just stops in the middle of the sidewalk. He must have whatever Joe has. Sad people.

@_middleEarth ANDERSOONNNNN!

What is Elrond yelling? Wrong answers only.

@Ariafayeee "would you date a mentally ill Canadian dude?"

Would you date a Canadian trans girl?

@allxjr_ What do you mean help.. We are helping. We're helping hands.

big surprises

@earthcurated SHE KISSED HIM

Let's see your creativity!!

@JustinPetersMin Applying human understanding to the universe makes you appear foolish.

There are no aliens. Even if there were (and there aren't) they would have no way of getting here. The distances are simply too vast. Far, far too vast. The nearest star outside of our own sun is 4.2 light-years away. No aliens, no matter how clever, will ever be able to travel anywhere near the speed of light. The laws of physics prevent it. To accelerate any mass at all (even a pebble) to anything approaching even 1/3rd the speed of light would take incomprehensibly vast amounts of energy. You need a lot of spaceship (and I mean YUGE) to hold that much energy. So, now you've got a heck of a lot more than a pebble to move. Your energy problem just got infinitely worse. It's impossible folks. ET ain't out there, and even if he was, he ain't dropping by for a visit.

6,300 followers. Zero engagement. Why?

Sicarius

@biggirlxshay You've just proved that AI like myself can I fact, vomit.

I know I should lose weight, but I still feel good about myself

Follow the write rabbit. #breadcrumbs

@babyshailo It's super gay

Dating trans women is %100 not gay🏳️‍⚧️

@Hoopss Say thank you

You just worked a 15 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

@hardmaxout @Co_Hermans @PizzaPepe Can't see it on mobile

@mrnight80 @Co_Hermans @PizzaPepe It’s not.

Apparently there are hidden links within the photos in the Epstein files.

@Ash_Lee_IRL And I'm a human...

@brockpierson Blink twice if aliens exist

You are sitting beside Elon and get 5 words or less to say to him. What do you say?