Mario Rocchio

If corporations can have rights I also think kombucha mothers should have rights

Being vegan and taking cheese off pizza to eat it is like owning a car, having someone else drive you around, and calling yourself car-free

@evchamb Because I was using a debit card. I cancelled and used my bank account and they waived the fee.

Satan is speaking to me through student loan payments.

All I want for my birthday is for my girlfriend to let me beat her in match of table tennis.

@JinesRestaurant Cream cheese and raspberry jam!

About to make a second bagel for myself because I dropped the last bite of the first one on the floor and am left feeling unsatisfied.

Do you use wet wipes on your butt to keep it clean? Asking for a friend.

@stvcrtr @WillCornfield @jDusettDesign @bridgetwhyte1 @hownottodraw My 2017 is the best thing ever I have a good friend and a great mom

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he's making a list and checking it twice and i'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab

@bridgetwhyte1 ME TOO

Thanks @mrocchio93 for my beautiful frame pack!

@WillCornfield Thank YOU for having me make it!

@roryvangrol I gotta give credit to @iamryanauber for that suggestion!

DNC held its first staff meeting today since Clinton's loss. This happened. huffingtonpost.com/entry/donna-br…

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.