Melissa Roth

@Windex Bring it back! Dad had me try this sample he found in the house on my car dashboard that never comes fully clean and likes to trap lint/dust. Then we checked the coupon expiration date. ☠️ There are high school seniors younger than this towel sample.

I think @samurai_rusk needs to see this if they haven’t already. Best cosplay of @RoseCityCC. @matthewmercer #majorbuzzkill #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #rccc23

@ouatlover468 I swear there's heavy dog breathing during the opening scene so the REAL question is why is Kojo on the floor?

sooooooo does tim just sleep at lucy's all the time now? like what about kojo??? #chenford #therookie

Planet Parade over Sydney Opera House Today's NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day captures a vertical line of planets above the iconic Sydney Opera House, as seen just five days ago. From top to bottom, the planets are Saturn, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter.

LIVE: Tom Hanks hosts 'Celebrating America,' a primetime special featuring remarks from President Biden and VP Harris, and performances from musical acts. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@jimmyfallon A college roommate never figured out why she set off the fire alarm three times. The time I was home, she was cooking a single meat patty on the stove at the highest heat setting without the vent on. She also cut French bread using the raw chicken knife. #CookingFail

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing that happened in the kitchen and tag it with #CookingFail. Could be on the show!

Robert De Niro, the Patriots, and Hamilton have nothing in common... except this video. John Krasinski is a LEGEND. @somegoodnews youtu.be/oilZ1hNZPRM

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

Water, water, everywhere, but is there a drop to drink? Data from 2 lunar missions finds evidence that the Moon’s water is widely distributed across the surface. If the Moon has enough accessible 🌊, it could be an essential resource to future explorers: go.nasa.gov/2EPwxX3