pamilerin

Few weeks ago it occured to me that "what if our dear Netnaija have a mobile app" then I decided to jump on it. A quick question: Does this look like an App you'd use? Kindly give your opinion ☺️ See full project on behance.net/gallery/137410… #productdesign #uidesign #uxdesign

@lekanwyd @IyereKristoffer Lol

This thing na gimmick? or una actually dey serious fr fr?

@black_boi__ Chai😭😭😭

@mrpeller_ Hope say you don fast and pray?

Really looking forward to properly setting up my living room. I hope my furniture guy doesn’t mess up🥲

This is what I need in my house. Any idea how I can set this up? My landlord has refused to attach a treatment plant to the borehole. I need me a household solution

@ButikPlug @Ayoolafelix Na very niched cap so no😂

15k.

@ibag_uiux @IwuezeAmarachi That is what I currently use

@mrpeller_ @IwuezeAmarachi I can’t work cheif

What card actually works for Apple payments? I keep getting “payment method not valid in this store” 😭 Please you guys what’s worked for you?

What’s the unnecessary traffic on 3MB this morning?

Thank God for Cway dispenser water. I was averaging 4k on bottle water every 4 days. Switched to the dispenser water and I average 1800 every 4 days. Saved 2200 😭

@Bunny_ngl Make peppered turkey😒

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade out of it . So what if life gives you pepper ?

Does pewbeam know they have a competitor known as logosai? Hmmm

@Thazhigilla_ @3Star_GOD I knew it was a lamba from giving you reports to restructure and ghostwrite. It’s unlawful to restructure direct statements from detainees. However, good stuff 😂

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

This rain no even serious

@duroteemy Now, you have a testimony to share😂

Randomly remembered one time I was scammed on instagram. Before I paid, I asked the vendor ‘please hope you will deliver’ and the person replied with ‘don’t worry, you will testify’😭😭😭

Make this rain fall well now🥲

@oprydai First principles thinking

i often think about this..

I see person from Tony Stark and Sons, I couldn’t sell anything to him😒

Buting cloth is a mystery to me. I don’t even know what that is

@black_boi__ E go do well gor VI sha😂

@mrpeller_ The power has limitation😂

The only problem with being spiderman is that swinging is restricted to developed countries. So for intercontinental travel, you'd have to follow the regular route, like a normie.