Ashley Back

The Jonas brothers when they are asked to play don’t charge me for the crime

@TammyWinehouse @PopCrave TAMMY! let’s be friends

@PopCrave He finally looks attractive! Give me that iron cock!

Ethan Slater as the Tin Man in ‘Wicked: For Good.’

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@xamfoam Girl we have bots that track anything happening on the site we would be aware

SOMEBODY'S GETTING FIRED.......

I’m shushing people who are being too loud at a 1PM wine and cheese tasting on a Norwegian cruise this is truly my final form

Honestly fuck raisins. What has a raisin ever done other than ruin everything

The female urge to egg Brandi Melville

“Oh, this must be a dream. I don’t recognize this episode of friends and anytime I’m watching tv and it’s an episode I’ve never seen it turns out I’m dreaming.” I said. “No, remember? You know it. Phoebe hustles them at pool. Keep watching, you will recognize it.” said RuPaul.

@garthbrooks sir I’m not sure if you check this but I just left your show and it was the best concert I’ve ever been to. I’m 36 but you were my childhood hero and the first concert I ever attended when I was 5 in Baton Rouge. Thank you for a lifetime of music ❤️

Insurance: hey! pay us monthly and we’ll cover the stuff you need to remain alive! Me: omg, cool! ok I’ve tried every antidepressant and the only one that allows me to remain alive is this name brand one, the generic actually makes me worse Ins: ok! That’ll be $1800 a month

“Mam, please don’t spit chewing tobacco in here” “Oh, no, it’s ok, it’s just a wad of sensodyne I keep in my cheek for my receding gums”

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@DacotaDryden @CentralMarket @SieteFoods Drag them, king

Interesting that @CentralMarket doesn’t carry @SieteFoods taco stuff anymore

I think I knew my mom was watching too much @BravoTV when we were at the pool and she asked my sister “why is that kid over there yelling ‘SCANDOVALLL!!’?” Dear reader, he was yelling CANNONBALL before jumping in the pool

I have strep and yesterday I didn’t think I had fever but last night I dreamt that the next Marvel installment was going to retcon the movie “The Wedding Planner” with JLo to be part of the MCU multiverse. In the dream I was so excited I cried

@KortneeRae13 @annefrances I PASSED THE TEST!

the feminine urge to read the entire plot summary of a horror movie on wikipedia

@KortneeRae13 <Texts with Sheri> Mom: Wanna hear about Dancing with the Stars last night? Me: God, no. Mom: ok first Cheryl danced with- you remember Cheryl right? She won seasons bla bla bla and bla bla bla

@liz_wong That’s a really lovely image