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Today I was told by one student that I was her favorite teacher. Another student called me a fat motherf-er and threatened to “knock the shit” out of me. So, just another day in education. At least tomorrow Is Friday.

What if people really sounded like Goofy when falling down?

Boy 2- "That's both funny and terrible..." He's learning the ways.

I'm pretty sure Dr. Wife's goal is the make the house look like no one lives here.

Been a while. I went to Austin. And survived another school year. And then it was 2025.

I was accidentally useful to a new person at school today. I hope I don't regret it.

Just had to download an app to scan a QR code to enter a code online then had to change a password twice so I can watch a test training in Moodle so I can download a certificate to upload it in a Google Folder so I can proctor an exam next week.

Admin and the IC have been doing walkthroughs all week...including today. Also, we are required to attend a meeting this afternoon. It's an early release day...I'm sure admin will do something lame like dismiss us, but damn.

Me, @ the DMV: I'd like to... DMV: Those people leave at 4. Me: It's 3:30. DMV: They're getting ready to leave. Me:... DMV:...

What level parenting is it when you start finding your kid's socks in the street?

Teachers should be hired to moderate presidential debates.

A lot of my students have never played Monopoly, so we are fixing that in my Econ class today. Friday, baby.

Kids- Watching the Magic Xylophone episode of Bluey. Dr. Wife- Funny, I haven't seen the kid's toy xylophone phone around lately. Me- Yeaaah, that IS funny...

1st day with students today. I think I could be ready for class if I had 1 day, a computer, and marker after 20 years.

Teaching Pro-tip- Play a video that sounds like an online meeting and other teachers will leave you alone.

A friend is moving. I hope he remembers the rule about asking friends in their 40s for help moving, which is don't.

Fellow teachers, you don't have to share every teaching meme you see with your friends. Please. Stop.

Welcome back! Here's a list of all the meetings that will be spread out over 6 days, including early morning and late afternoon sessions to make sure teachers are here on time and don't leave early. -Our new admin, via email. Dammit.

It ain't right that places won't accept cash, but charge a fee to process cards.

Boy 1 & Boy 2 just wiped me out in Monopoly. It was nice to take a break from real life to be reminded about real life.

There's always that one parent at the park that lets their kid climb up the slide.