Mike Turtle aka Sour Candy

This is me on the regular. youtu.be/svJvT6ruolA?si…

Just watched Airplane 2025 on Prime Video and the only thing good about it was the nudity. 😏😂

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I have been reading up on the Star Wars movie Grogu and the Mandalorian, and I thought it would be kind of cool if Disney/Lucasfilm had Din Grogu in Star Wars Episodes X-XII and have him communicate with the decades-old Force Ghosts of Luke, Yoda, and even Anakin. How cool would that be to have Mark Hamill, Hayden Christensen, and Yoda by way of CGI or practical effects, using a puppet like old school Yoda, conversing with each other? And giving wise words and advice to Grogu? And it would be even cooler if Luke were clean-shaven. The same great look he had with Drew Struzan's artwork for the Star Wars Legends books. I was not a fan of a bearded bitter and blue milk drinking Luke created with the oversight of idiot supremes Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrams.

@Misstabstevens Happy Saturday to you as well, Tabitha.

Happy Saturday Everyone ❤️ Hope you have a stellar day ❤️ Recorded another little talkie for my YouTube channel. I’ll post a link once it’s up 🤗 Much ❤️ 🔗 s in Bio ✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️ My YouTube channel is ‘The Wild Life Spirit’ for those whom have been asking 🥰

@CTOTHELOS77 The Undertaker kicked their ass.

What or Who is it?

@TheRealDudja B. I like to dictate how much ketchup my fries get. But many times I enjoy my fries with no ketchup at all and to me they are just as tasty.

Yeah, and it does not help when we have corporate news who shitcans independents like all of them are nutsy cuckoo like Vermin Supreme. Or Americans who help this along with feeling like a 3rd party vote is a wasted vote. This is only the case because too many Americans do not push to get rid of the winner take all bullshit that dictates the Electoral College minus 2 states.

The good news is the Republicans are on track to lose the midterms. The bad news is the Democrats are on track to win the midterms. This is the perpetual state of US politics where nothing ever gets better because the people can’t quit their addiction to the capitalist duopoly.

"Democrats deciding that Trans People are the reason they lost the Election in 2024. It’s ridiculous. It’s offensive. And frankly, they are contributing to Trump’s authoritarianism." - Kat Abughazaleh (April 2025)

Letter by letter, crews cover up “Plaza De Cesar Chavez” in San Jose.

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Which one would you pick?

@lippyent Superfriends.

Can you name this TV Series 📺 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔 ?¿

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@TheRealDudja The People vs. Larry Flint.

@lippyent Or I should say The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. My younger brother and I used to collect the trading cards in the 80s. Great artwork, although comedically vulgar.

@lippyent The Garbage Pail Kids The Movie comes to my mind.😏😂

Bet you cant name a worse movie! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿