michael

rain rain go away, so we can have a perfect prom saturday

NOOOOOOO

Merica.

@jacob_plattner if the enemy has tasers, you would be unstoppable

I freak out when an airsoft gun is pointed at me, what makes the US think i’d do well in a war

@SawyerTheKid @AdventureOfHack as reliable as ur welds homie😮‍💨🥰

I needed that L in my life, I got too comfortable

My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there’s only one way to fix this.

UFC high level fighting > Blogger jackass boxing

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

yessirskiiii

@Tgrubs33 we all know you dont want it bc you're afraid of needles🙄

Flu shot seems pretty safe and I still don’t get one. Quite frankly I don’t care how safe it is, I simply DON’T. WANT. THE. DAMN. SHOT.

@ianheath120 urs arent that mean

Mean blast doubles

70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.

@IanHeat49552279 cutie🥺🥵

It’s time!!! Super 32 day 1 today, time to make some noise. #hurtfeelings #beltszn

It’s not Republican vs. Democrat anymore. It’s pro-America vs. turn us into a 3rd-world hellhole. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@SawyerTheKid jus promise to leave some girls for the rest of us🥺

Savage Mode 2