Megan Baker

Update: Thank you for all of your emails! I am working on getting back to everyone in the next few days. By NO means is my inbox closed, but it *is* quite full... so please bear with me as I work through responses 😅

thinking of the adult man I once met who would command his dog to “drop bombs” bc he was too embarrassed to say the word “poop”

this is puppy crate training account now

me, @ whoever’s shooting off fireworks just as I get my puppy to stop screaming

me, trying to put new puppy in crate: good dogggg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 puppy: yes I know but YOU ARE A BAD HUMAN AND I’LL SCREAM ABOUT IT UNTIL THE WOLVES ARRIVE TO RELEASE ME YOU WITCH

@staceygmg @AptTherapy @BushelandBerry I can’t wait for my summer container garden harvest!! 🤗

Great article featuring edibles that you can grow in small spaces apartmenttherapy.com/best-patio-con… @AptTherapy @mruthbaker @BushelandBerry

@missbreton can i nominate this for a pulitzer

Still here an hour later, not convinced my insurance is not actively trying to kill me

was on hold with insurance for 45 minutes, finally picked up, transferred me to someone else and now I’m on hold again. Every 10 seconds a robot thanks me for holding and says they’ll assist me as soon as possible. Is this hell

luv 2 start my day reading the comments 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

the “final cookie” is our household’s nisha call

daylight saving time mondays must be stopped

is international women’s day just a day for me to get 150 promotional emails from various brands or

@heymarlagarla I’m hopeful many of them find their way back someday! the second ice and vice is back on goldbelly I will be buying out their stock

cried when i found out my favorite nyc ice cream shop closed even though i no longer live in nyc. pandemic life is full of surprises

@heymarlagarla ice and vice 😭😭😭

me: my mom: i didn't realize how mean polar bears were

@thesarahyork ahhhhhh

@thesarahyork This looks so good!! YOU look so good!! A+++!!

if you're looking for a place for safe indoor dining to celebrate the upcoming valentine's day, might i recommend your house