The Breefly is an insect that you very rarely see. The offspring of a gadfly and a confused honeybee. The Breefly is mellifluous, but also can provoke. Though he doesn’t really mean it - it’s meant to be a joke.
The Anyhoo is sorry that he can’t be here today. He would have loved to be here, but life got in the way. He would have loved to meet you. You would have been great friends. But now that he is dead and gone, it’s hard to make amends.