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BREAKING: Stuttering John Melendez Calls It Quits — Early Retirement from the Dabbleverse to be announced officially at 10:00AM presser today!

and there are other theories.

@LionelMedia Now they need to make a pair of pants a person can urinate in to and game on!

Brilliant.

@iAnonPatriot Give her a motorcycle and make her a police officer.

The European mind cannot comprehend this.

@AnthonyCumia Their real fight is with obesity, and they lost that battle a long time ago.

“Why can’t I git me a man!?”

@Baldassano wait so I can have a Rolex tattooed on my wrist?

it obviously doesn't improve your vision at all.

@NimraShahzadin @mradamscott or Jason Bateman would be my picks. Of course, @TimothyOlyphant and @GarySinise would make a great James Bond. For a Bond Villain John Malkovich.

@BurgerKing What the cameras see in the Burger Kings.. disappointed customers like me who feel ripped off when give undercooked rancid food.

Maple Bourbon BBQ Whopper: so hot right now

Attention #elites - Calling all #Billionaires! I think it's time to toss @LionelMedia of @LionelNation many millions of dollars. He's too close! He's spilling the beans!

The world needs more of this 🙏

@scarletthampt0n @TheRalphRetort Keanu throws herself at anyone with a podcast.

She secretly DM @TheRalphRetort trying to wedge her way into Wisconsin 🧀 with us.

@1set2failure @LionelMedia I had an aunt Irene who looked, acted and sounded like Bette Davis did in that movie. My aunt was a narcissist and a sociopath...that movie freaked out my mom and her other sister Evelyn.

@LionelMedia "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" creeped me out pretty good.

Scariest movie ever.

@LionelMedia It actually helped me cope with a bad marriage. I was able to immediately spot and understand the problem.

@infowars @AnthonyCumia I went for Cumia I stayed for all Alex's hosts!

@AnthonyCumia x.com/RealAlexJones/…

Anthony Cumia is filling in for the vacationing Alex Jones today at 1:pm eastern time on InfoWars. Infowars.com

@venezuelanewz @The_SecretShow @scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson @TheRalphRetort I would not just burn everything of hers to sanitize the area... I'd have a priest come in and Clear the place. A catholic Cleaning Crew that scrubs with Holy Water while chanting incantations for healing, protection, and for invoking blessings.

@The_SecretShow @mrwindow_licker @scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson @TheRalphRetort can you get the ashes from her coat out of your fireplace and send them to her?

Hey @keanuCthompson twice now you have tried to take my man but...

@Karmichael3rd So no plans on getting marred then?

True love means marrying someone who won't turn your dementia into content for likes and shares. Poor Bruce Willis.

YAAAAAAWN! A glimpse at another day in the DABBLEVERSE! Check out today's Opie Radio podcast instead open.spotify.com/episode/2x0FpS…

@The_SecretShow @scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson @TheRalphRetort An X of yours is accusing Keanu of trying to steal her man.

@mrwindow_licker @scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson @TheRalphRetort Blocked that lunatic. I don’t even wanna know what this is about.

@scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson @The_SecretShow @TheRalphRetort Keanu does throw herself at anyone who has a podcast.

@scarletthampt0n @keanuCthompson Are you sure she's talking about Matt @The_SecretShow the comedy booker and not the @TheRalphRetort the deadbeat dad?