Michael P. Wright

@lyrverse Right now is the closest you've ever been to your funeral.

I haven't officially started season five of #TheBoys , but I'm gonna make a prediction about Victoria Neuman. I think she's going to rebuild herself and come back to life.

The best way I can express how much I love this couple's content is to share this video youtube.com/shorts/1UpidsM…

🥶🤌🏾🤌🏾 DREAMGURL✨🪩 #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8bEHxnX/

Defund monogamy.🪧

*chuckle*

React if you close then reopen a social media app to avoid pressing BACK a bunch of times. Double-react for IG/TikTok

Is anyone else triggered by the #iPhone Clock app not being black anymore? Maybe it's just me, but finding it felt more immediate when it was dark.

I've wanted to talk to my electronics since I was a kid

If other drivers could read my lips, they would see me say, "nice fuckin turn signal"

"You dropped the gun?!" —Riley Freeman

My beard loves Haitian black castor oil like a kid with ice cream truck money. @KreyolEssence

If you woke up tomorrow with a superpower, how would you use it to avoid paying taxes?

#IDKWNTHTB Consistently running late is a strength.

@_devJNS Does it count as reading the docs if #perplexity does it for me?🤔

do you still use docs?

Ashton Kutcher should get an award for how well he plays "Vincent D'Onofrio". #TheBeauty