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All Sharp boys n Girls wamesema location n Meru. Come let's Spice on with Mejja Spice at Kinoru Stadium from 3PM. Mejja,Toxic n others will be performing n Imagine entry kubuy 750ml you get 2 tickets Or quarter for 1 ticket. @kimunyaboniface hatuezi kosa hii #SpiceOn #Tumekumuck

The plot was crazy 😵‍💫

@Kenyans Hizi mountain bongos zimetembea sana hii mwaka kuliko some of us

Four mountain bongos returned to Kenya from the Czech Republic, where they had been in a zoo specialising in African animals

@Kenyans Naona location imechange from Singapore to Japan 😂😂

In 60 years, Japan has built 1 million km of roads. Here in Kenya, we have only done 20,000 km - Ruto

@alfredarapketer What happened to Thwake dam😂😂😂

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Unaingia mat na stress zako halafu unapatana na mama ya mtu amevaa gloves za kuoga😂

@Kenyans Akili kwani ilibebwa pamoja n leso n upepo, was Jaramogi alive 2005 when ODM was founded?

Orengo is attempting to seize the ODM mantle like he tried following Jaramogi’s passing – Ledama Olekina

@Kenyans We are in 2026, mambo ya 2032 tutadeal nayo tukifika 2032

The Coast Region will produce the next president. It does not have to be me, but I believe it will be me - CS Hassan Joho

@LegacySiu Rashford

Guess the player?👀 Very Hard

Guys, please be careful out there — the streets can be really dangerous right now A disturbing new tactic is being reported: A woman approaches you at a bar, buys you drinks, and even pays the bill. She then offers to drop you off at her place. Once you arrive at her gate, she invites you inside "just for some water." But the moment you step in, one or two of her accomplices emerge from another room and lock the door behind you.The group then sexually assaults you. Afterwards, they hand you 50k for transport — as if money could ever erase the trauma or restore your dignity.

@ivymuthe Pin location 😂😂

@ledamalekina If we use fuel levy to construct and maintain our roads why do we still go taking loans for construction of the same roads

I know it hurts a lot, but the truth is : Fuel isn’t “free money.” Cheaper fuel means less levy revenue for roads. Kenya has 164,967 km of roads, 15.1% paved (24,868 km); Uganda has 146,000 km, 4.4% paved (6,466 km); Tanzania has 181,000 km, 8% paved (15,000 km). Kenya uses a fuel/roads levy, and cheaper fuel still means less road funding unless the gap is covered elsewhere. The choice is simple: lower taxes and cheaper fuel with slower road development, or higher levies and stronger road expansion. The opposition should stop turning every fuel conversation into cheap politics and blaming Ruto for everything.

Man United fans, retweet to annoy Chelsea fans

@citizentvkenya It's the other way round 😂😂 ODM need Sifuna n the gang more than he needs them

“He is not the Pope; we can do without him,” Oburu on Sifuna rebellion and status of talks with UDA ow.ly/epvu50YMiKY

@Kenyans It's about to go down 😂😂😂

James Orengo declares himself as Acting Party Leader of ODM

@ESPNUK Where's "YNWA" team😂😂😂

Michael Carrick has had some big wins since he took over as Man United manager 💪

@citizentvkenya Is Oburu the saint?

Sifuna is not the Pope, even Raila was fed up with him – Oburu Oginga citizen.digital/article/sifuna…

@Kenyans Kasongo atakuacha Kwa mataa 😂😂 that opposition might be the next bus you board

These opposition leaders stand no chance. They cannot lead anyone or anywhere - DP Kindiki

@Kenyans Italy SI wakupee tu kazi ubaki uko plus citizenship 😂😂😂

President Ruto thanks Parliament for stepping in to reduce fuel prices