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Los de la Audiencia Nacional son unos cachondos 🤣

@thelegendoflivz @saikenMD @FlipsieVT Maybe it has something to do with the author's being women. All 5 of them.

@saikenMD @FlipsieVT imagine the approval process required for this. "Madam Dean. Honorable Alumni & Board. We NEED these dildos for science, and we so appreciate your generosity! Any additional funding will go into a secure account for a potential future Sybian. Thank you."

Alright, like 6 people sent me this today, so please take notes🗒️ "Female ejaculate" (or whatever you want to call it) is a thick whitish fluid that originates from the Skene's glands. These glands sit just under the bladder, beside the urethra, and are homologous to the male prostate. Chemical analysis of this fluid has been shown to have HIGH concentrations of PSA (prostate-specific antigen) and LOW concentrations of creatinine and uric acid (which you would normally see in urine). This fluid is secreted in small amounts, on the order of just a few mL during sexual stimulation. This is a separate substance from the normal vaginal lubrication and Bartholin gland secretions during arousal. This is also a completely separate substance from the whitish buildup that you will see coating the vagina and penis during sex, which is just an amalgamation of congealed versions of the above fluids just getting mushed together. "Squirting" is the act of expelling female ejaculate through the urethra, as well as larger amounts of diluted urine. This is what gives it its clear appearance and (obviously) where it gets its name from. This happens on the order of tens of mL, so the majority of what is expelled during squirting is dilute urine, and only a small fraction of that is female ejaculate. A study published in the International Journal of Urology in 2022 specifically investigated this (onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/ij…). The researchers inserted a catheter into five women in their 30's-50's and drained their bladders to empty. They then injected a small amount saline dyed blue back into the bladders, and provided sexual stimulation in order to achieve squirting. In all of the subjects, the fluid that was discharged was blue. Chemical analysis supports this too, with most of this fluid being composed of creatinine, urea, and other compounds you would expect to see from urine. tl;dr - Female ejaculate is a substance (3mL) made from the Skene's gland, akin to a female prostate. - Squirting = expelling this substance, mixed with a larger amount of dilute urine (10mL) through the urethra. - This is in contrast to how men ejaculate, where sperm, seminal fluid, and the resulting semen are all made in-house (the testicles, prostate, etc.) and are expelled through the urethra without any input from the bladder (preventing urine from entering the urethra during ejaculation is a function of the prostate).

@PunishedBibo @KourraVT I don't trust anything coming from someone that uses the word faggot, unless it's to remind how disrespectful it is.

@KourraVT Never pay anything for this crap, they changed the original VAs on purpose, fuck the stuff. Spread the leaked movie for free.

Please don't watch the hacked movie. Wait for it to release, give the artists and animators what they deserve. Jobs are likely on the line.

This is so creative

Ayer hice una locura. Vi la trilogía Before de forma simultánea. Veía una escena de la primera, paraba y luego saltaba a la segunda...y luego a la tercera. Y he descubierto algo apasionante: es la misma película repetida tres veces. Y es una maravilla. Un hilo sobre #Before

@AndArtmis @jojorium Alguien que solo quiere plata no escribe y canta la canción Ventanni

@jojorium Este tipo solo quiere plata, no importa cuando leas esto. x.com/AndArtmis/stat…

una pena q damiano ya no pueda cantar esta canción porque no entiende la letra 💔

En España se ha normalizado pagar por un coche medio 30.000€, por un piso medio 200.000€, por un alquiler medio 1.200€ y por alquilar una habitación media 400€. Ayer dijeron que la gente ya no compra ni pescado, la hostia se va escuchar en Marte.

Love and Deepspace | Trailer of New 5-Star Memory [Zayne: Everlasting Wish] Released! 💫Follow @Love_Deepspace and repost this post. We will randomly select 5 Hunters to each receive 50 USD! As city lights flicker across the shore and traffic whistles echo in the distance, the sky is set ablaze with sunset hues. Raise a toast to this beautiful serendipity, cherishing a date you wish would never end. 💫Limited 5-Star Memory Rate UP From 5:00 AM on Mar. 9 to 4:59 AM on Mar. 18 (server time), the drop rate of the Limited 5-Star Memory [Zayne: Everlasting Wish] will go up drastically. *After the event ends, this Limited 5-Star Memory will not be obtainable through other means and will not enter the permanent Wish Pool: Xspace Echo. #LoveandDeepspace #Zayne

@LindaneAne Ojalá deje de molestarte pronto este zopenco 🙏🏻

@LindaneAne Si investiga, ya te digo yo que rico no es.

Hoy, Día Mundial Contra la Depresión, recordemos que de poco sirve normalizar el ir a terapia si no tod@s podemos permitirnos acceder a ella.

cielo yo puedo renunciar a comer carne, usar bolsas de tela, viajar en transporte público y reciclar mi basura, pero de nada le sirve eso al planeta si los millonetis de turno siguen cometiendo actos de ecoterrorismo yendo a comprar el pan en jet privado me explico?

When people ask why I wasn’t productive at work today

"Si mi lengua materna está sacudiendo los cimientos de su estado, probablemente significa que construyó su estado en mi tierra". Joven irlandés Dirigiéndose a un periodistas inglés.

Academia

-¿A quien te llevarías a una isla desierta? -A Ayuso -¿Pero te ves capaz de convivir con ella? -Ah, ¿que yo tengo que ir también?

El nivel