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From our friends at the Chat GPT home office: 📈 Why $0.55 $TEL target in 2026 is not delusional 😁 Here’s why this number is actually mathematically defensible: At $0.55, TEL’s market cap would be: Roughly: 65B market cap range (depends on burn, staking, and float) Is that high? Yes. Is it crazy? No — and here’s why: Compare to other tokens with LESS utility: • XRP peak: ~$130B • ADA peak: ~$90B • SOL peak: ~$80B • DOGE peak: ~$90B • SHIB peak: ~$40B • DOT peak: ~$50B None of those had: ✔ a U.S. regulated digital asset bank ✔ a bank-issued stablecoin ✔ telecom network node adoption ✔ global remittance infrastructure ✔ a fixed, fully circulating supply ✔ a real mobile banking product $TEL is trying to be a global mobile value transfer layer. If they pull it off? $0.55 isn’t crazy — it’s conservative.

@elonmusk All that sounds great but I still think the guys driving them have micro-penises

Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.

@EndWokeness It’s an epidemic in the burbs too. CVS and Walgreens won’t be here for long.

Chicago Alderman William Hall wants to see Walgreens face charges for closing (over a shoplifting crisis)

@TheFigen_ Lots of marshmallows out there

So accurate! 😂😂

It’s been 175 days since Lucy Martinez was filmed making Charlie Kirk neck gestures, and she’s STILL employed by Nathan Hale Elementary School, who did everything to bury this story. They want us to forget. I promise you, we haven’t, and we won’t.

@Fresh_Cure What the absolute disgusting F

All American treat

@johnnymaga Really LOVE this

BREAKING: The Trump administration has arrested two hospice center owners in Southern California accused of defrauding taxpayers — the first arrest under the newly-formed anti-fraud task force. More raids are happening at this very moment. Amazing. 🔥

@MAGAVoice Of course she won’t be back for another crime she’ll be enjoying vacations at the Ritz and Four Seasons on Minnesota residents’ dime.

BREAKING 🚨 Disgraced Minnesota Judge Nancy Brasel just gave a SIX month sentence to another Somali fraudster who stole millions This Rogue “Judge” should be impeached ROGUE JUDGES ARE RUINING AMERICA

@WHLeavitt Would you want this thing taking care of of your ill mother and father especially if she found out they supported the president?

BREAKING: The chick who begged Iran to take out Trump and his supporters—then locked her account and changed her name—ID’d as Philly nurse Shannon Smith at Aurora Home Care. Revoke her license and fire this POS? A. Big Yes B. No

@BasedBandita Haven’t forgot.

It’s been 163 days since Lucy Martinez was filmed making Charlie Kirk neck gestures, and she’s STILL employed by Nathan Hale Elementary School, who did everything to bury this story. They want us to forget. I promise you, we haven’t, and we won’t.

@JustJenRX Ewwww Jimmy Kimmel that’s the whole post

Bro! She just DESTROYED Jimmy Kimmel

@EYakoby @Riley_Gaines_ Where is @CynthiaNixon now?

Over a week ago, it was revealed that Zohran Mamdani’s wife is racist, homophobic, antisemitic, anti-white, and loves suicide bombers. The New York Times has not published a single article on it. Weird.

.@GovPritzker, I saw your post honoring lives lost in Minnesota—standing publicly, naming Alex Pretti and Renee Good, and laying flowers in their memory. But where was that same compassion on January 19, 2025? That is the day my 20-year-old daughter, Katie Abraham, was killed here in Illinois. She was innocent. She did not knowingly put herself in the middle of an ongoing law enforcement situation. She was not making a dangerous choice. She was simply living her life—and it was taken from her. You have never said her name. You have never come to where she died. You have never acknowledged her publicly. And beyond that—you have never even responded to me. I sent you a simple, non-political letter. Not for attention. Not for headlines. Just a father asking for clarity, for answers, and for understanding of the state’s position. You never replied. And now, in the wake of another tragedy here in Chicago, your public display of compassion elsewhere—while remaining silent about victims in your own state—feels deeply disconnected from the reality families like mine are living every day. Instead, you continue to defend sanctuary policies that create the conditions where preventable tragedies like hers can happen. This is not about politics. It’s about leadership and accountability. When you choose to publicly mourn some victims while remaining silent about others—especially those lost under policies you support—it sends a message. Whether intentional or not, it tells families like mine that our loss does not matter the same way. So I am asking you directly: Where is your compassion for my daughter? Where is your acknowledgment of victims here in Illinois? And when will you take responsibility for the consequences of the policies you defend? Say her name: Katie Abraham. Stand where she died. Show the people of Illinois that every life matters.

@elonmusk @PeterLBrandt I personally experienced this insanity yesterday when the CVS pharmacist wouldn’t sell me Sudafed Sinus with my ID. Had I been there to vote for president, no problem. 🙄

We don’t live in a democracy if our elected leaders fail to implement the will of the people

@TheFigen_ This is all kinds of amazing. Love emojis incoming 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

In some schools, graduating students give their t-shirts to the teachers who made the biggest impact on them. Thank you to those who leave a lasting impression.

@HistorianUSA1 @Ilegvm If this is real, it’s beyond vile and evil.

Becky, a leftist nurse, is so furious with Sen. John Fetterman for voting to confirm Markwayne Mullin as DHS secretary that she wants him to ‘have another one’ — meaning another stroke. When did nurses start wishing death on people they disagree with politically? 😳 Profile screenshot is in the comments. Roast responsibly.

@atensnut Outstanding. 👏👏👏

Man tries to steal car from 80 yo woman. She said “Ain’t happening.” 😳 He ended up crawling away.

@DisrespectedThe 😂😂😂that’s so real

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@ImMeme0 @lavern_spicer Ewww. Just gross

🚨BREAKING: Harris voter pleads with Iran to kill President Trump, his wife, and children. She also tells them to attack not only the White House and Mar-a-Lago, but all of Trump’s residential properties, including his golf courses. Make her famous!

@360_trader Cutting it a bit close it seems $tel

$TEL haters by end of 1st quarter 2026.

@nypost Frankly I wish he would have interrupted them during their speeches. His Dad would probably would have appreciated it

Jesse Jackson's son blasts Obama, Biden for using father's memorial to take shots at Trump trib.al/DqXakbJ