Mohammed Ahmed

@ManUtd When you wait 3 weeks to watch you team play and they act like they’ve never seen a football before.

Defeat at Old Trafford.

Pakistanis get the calculators out; we’re back again #cricketworldcup

Send Australia cricket out mathematicians, we’re very good at ‘if’ ‘but’ and ‘maybe’ qualification for cricket world cups.

Genuine question? Do the UK MP’s @GOVUK have a secret mobile coverage service provider cause surely they’re suffering with this abysmal mobile coverage like the rest of us.

I always love watching the Big Bash #BBL15 because of how bad the umpiring always is. A serious competition with some of the worst umpiring in the world.

Typical Haris Rauf, will get wickets against South Africa depleted team and Sri Lanka and Zimbabwe but when he needs to get wickets he’ll go 0-50 in 4 overs.

Both Bulls have been eliminated in Q1. #F1 || #BrazilGP 🇧🇷

u may think verstappies are the biggest ver5stappen 2025 truthers and here comes fernando alonso

@SCUDERIAFEMBOY Welcome back MV33

WE START P16

Never liked formula 1 anyways. Can’t let an energy drink company ruin your mental health.

@F1 With a special helping hand from the FIA; I hope we’ll get an explanation for the rolling start.

Norris extends his championship lead to nine points #F1Sprint #BrazilGP

@fia always out here ruining potentially great races. Why would you rolling start the race???

RIP Babar Azam 2019-2022 🕊️🕊️, you will not be forgotten. The batsman who brought some respect back to Pakistan batting. What a decline these last 18 months have been.

I need to know what Hussain Talat has on the PCB selectors; this guy is so s**t. I need this kind of PR in my life.

Some of you need to remember things on the internet are forever; these random people on the internet are not your friends.

@F1 Delulu for Du Du Du Du

Eyes on the final few rounds 👀 The battle for the title is going to be a "tough" one for Max Verstappen, according to the man himself... ⚔️ #F1

I cannot explain to you how good sunlight and an ocean breeze is for your mental health; England you have blood on your hands.

Everyday I tether the line between “I want to get married ASAP” and “I can’t real with any more humans in my life”

Two women on this plane talking the most nonsense medical advice and it’s taking all my will to not correct them

Shoutout to all the foundation doctors keeping the NHS alive post 5pm