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@Helencello @TheBowesMuseum It’s great isn’t it? Xx

@mscarolbates @TheBowesMuseum All good. Happily retired and enjoying a slower pace of life x

I'm glad folk liked my video of the Silver Swan from the @TheBowesMuseum I posted recently. I thought I would share another video of the Swan out of her case the same day as she was being maintained It gives a slightly different view, but still beautiful.🦢 #SilverSwan

@Helencello @TheBowesMuseum I’m good. Hope you are xxx

@mscarolbates @TheBowesMuseum So pleased you went and enjoyed the museum. I try to fo several times a year. Hope you keeping well.

@withnailjones I went to London for a weekend. I had a great time and never got murdered.

Went out in London last night for the first time in a few months. Fuck knows where the GBeebies and Talkshit Radio presenters hang out but the bit I was in was absolutely buzzing with people having a cracking evening.

@TomAsktesco Thank you it’s sorted. Happy now. Thank you xxxx

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@Tesco Bakersfield Nottingham can you empty your overflowing bins. People round here give up their time to litter-pick and this is just blowing all over. Thanks

It’s sorted. Thank you xx

@stacey_who @greggislocallfc They’ve refused to accept a screenshot too

@greggislocallfc yesterday the railcard app wasn’t even working part of the day. people in the comments saying take a screenshot, you literally can’t it just shows a blank screen when you try

Train ticket inspectors are top 1 worst humans to ever exists. How have I been threatened to be given a fine coz I had no service and no train WiFi to get my railcard up?

I know it’s Grinchy, but I just KEEP thinking of the difference it could make to authors, & UK publishing. if all the ££ spent on #WorldBookDay costumes went on new books instead, or if each school pooled together all that costume ££, & paid for an author or illustrator visit.

@wmarybeard Quick, invite him

I can’t say that I am sad that the reform candidate didn’t win in the by-election. He was the guy who said (if I recall correctly) that he would rather shoot himself in the head than have dinner with me .. errr!

@Charl_H79 I will die on this hill. Pure and simple every time.

@Lucy_Worsley I’m having that fabulous description too

Do you remember that Man On The Internet who criticised my clothes as 'eccentric granny librarian'? He will be so annoyed to learn I've taken his insult lovingly to heart as my style manifesto

@TheCiderShedPod The man’s a dope

Starting to wonder about Akram’s plumbing now. #TheArchers

I decided today - I like AI

British Twitter is just glorious today

I reckon we could use this moment to topple the Monarchy, guys. Put your matcha drinks away and let’s go chop some heads off.

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

Do ya think Gazza will pop round with a few cans, a roast chicken, and a fishing rod?

@Baddiel My old man exists in Beano world. Jokes and pranks , and nicknames for his mates

Given that most people jobs in Traitors are Account Manager or Secret Barrister or Cybersecurity Tech, I feel weirdly comforted that Reece is a Sweet Shop Assistant. It makes me feel that somewhere there still exists a universe based on The Beano.