michael chakraverty 🍉

@bencsmoke not gay ones

"men have stronger wrists actually" do you all hear yourselves lmao

would love for any of the rabid freaks in the quotes of this spouting off about the ‘advantages’ trans women have in darts to explain exactly what these are. it’s literally throwing tiny arrows at a board, is the ‘feminist’ argument now that cis women are too feeble to do that

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@BritishBakeOff far too many times x

Tell us all about it. #GBBO

@samueljenkinson icing x

I need suggestions for things that can look like 💦 but aren’t for a Halloween costume

Not only is it not Friday but it isn’t even Wednesday

dylan with a palestine earring? that's king shit tbh #GBBO

Unbelievable moment, ADELE seeing Céline Dion in the audience #Adele #CELINE

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? im a Lamborghini ??? I’m a Hollywood star ??? I’m a little bit tipsy when I drive my car ??

just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow

WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

Charli: everything is romantic Caroline Polachek: I’m SO TIRED! It rained today and I got my period. Don’t get me started on the foxes. I’m in London by the way

#BBUK Daze looking at Rosie funny now that her new name of Baked Potato means her initials are BP

Just had basically this conversation with my dad

JD Vance: The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check. So you agree? You were lying?

A will? I don't even have a way

@BritishBakeOff 🤍

TW: miscarriage, pregnancy loss ""In every tunnel, in every forest is a light. Maybe small. Teeny-weeny. But it will be there."" – Nelly. Thank you so much for sharing such a personal and important story, Nelly. #GBBO

I made Mac and Cheese with 5 different kinds of Cheese and I’m Lactose intolerant. My Stomach: