Matt VanBenschoten

13-0 Wolves run... tied... 1:00 to go. Insanity.

@IHate_Your_Club Far more impressive if you ask me

When I was 14 I did an entire prestige in modern warfare 2 with only a tactical knife…

@MariucciManiacs Nailed it

If the athletic department at the University of Minnesota does not meet these requirements, those at the top must be terminated. While other programs can demand success, you have the opportunity to command it. Live for something or die for nothing.

Bob Motzko's time as head coach of the University of Minnesota Men's hockey team has come to a close. His firing is almost entirely due to an inability to replace a large group of talented gophers leaving for the professional ranks this past offseason... (1/11)

@PowerTripBets Genuine question…what has Mark Coyle done to make UofMN athletics better?

Lots of Gopher coaches have come and gone in the last 10 seasons under Mark Coyle. At what point do we identify the true problem?

@TommyO53 Is that a Tiga Shawk?

Alllll time 🔥🔥🔥

@silkymule11 @mplscitysc AND air your grievances at the open mic during half time.

@mplscitysc Wait, I can support a club, donate tickets for the game to spread and get a scarf..... Thats phenomenal..

The "SC" stands for "Soccer Club," not "Sity Council."

@Waddle_baby10 History will look at us as pioneers

Just realized today that @mschoten and I were way ahead of the long throw ins you see in the premier league. That’s why he’s been so successful and in the position he’s in and why I’m an assist machine in Sunday (and leading goal scorer in games against my u8 nephews)

Well done @ChrisLongKSTP Outstanding indeed.

@ChrisLongKSTP This is spot on

My kid brother pointed out Megan Keller’s gold-medal winning goal was the *exact* move we all remember having perfected in NHL94 on Sega Genesis. Cut across the zone… deke the keeper,., bingo!

City exists for one reason: to serve this city we love, and the people who call it home. In recent days, many in our community have experienced fear, uncertainty, and pain as a result of increased ICE activity in Minneapolis. Our club stands with our neighbors, families, players, supporters, and partners who are impacted by these events. Minneapolis is a city shaped by immigrants, refugees, and generations of families whose cultures, languages, and stories strengthen our neighborhoods. Soccer especially reflects that reality. It is a global game that belongs to everyone, and at its best, it creates spaces of belonging, dignity, and connection, especially in moments when those things feel threatened. We believe in a Minneapolis where families can thrive, young people can pursue their dreams, and community is built through care, respect, and support for each other.

@TheRealTweeters And has Big Dom to help put them on for him

If Cookie Monster pajama pants were a person

@TheRealTweeters This is a cartoon right?

I always forget about this Matilda cake eating kid-lookin Thunder podcaster until OKC comes to town #TakeRoot Brother has some pungent takes.

We love our own… except for Ch*t, he is no longer welcome. #TakeRoot

@nickrobbins12 It’s been a rough couple months for you

I hate being a Giants fan.

@TheRealTweeters He’s just hoping people show up with more eggs. #Cholesterol

They’re gonna have Big Dom sleeping on this dude’s front doorstep

@TheRealTweeters I initially read this as “Zyn” treat and thought “Good for you Sam. Get after it”

Transforming from Thanksgiving treat szn to Christmas treat szn immediately after Thanksgiving dinner

@WJCashmoney Merry Thanksgiving

9:12am and already got to the “socialist in new york” convo. new thanksgiving record. excited for what’s in store the rest of the day

@TheRealTweeters What are you doing with your life

Making the mistake of going to Costco The Weeknd before Thanksgiving

@jrvoeller09 Listen. I love it and I think it’s the correct call. I’m just shocked that the ref can award a goal without the puck ACTUALLY GOING IN THE NET.

@mschoten What’s your problem? May have helped if the goalie didn’t shove the goal off on purpose when he felt he was gonna get scored on. He did it earlier in the game. Stop cheating fool! That’s a goal babyyyyy

….WHAT