Amit Kumar

Heard a very nice akbar-birbal story today Summary here So Akbar and Birbal had gone to the jungle for shikar and lost their way. Unable to find their way back to their tents, they found a jungle dwellers hut and asked to be spent the night - she agreed.

Pagal aurat...

@IndianGems_ @Peace05589973 Valentine day ke time aana bhai - mausam badiya rahega

This park was built at a cost of ₹232 crore So the public could visit and relax Yet it has almost no significant trees in a place where temperatures reach 45°C. Absolute Engineering marvel 🤡

Panauti saala - strikes again

Kuch help ho sake to karo... milaap.org/fundraisers/he…

@ActusDei Can 5000usd investment (around Rs4.5L - soon to be 5L) considered retail?!

HDFC AMC to launch retail outbound funds in GIFT City covering the world index & emerging markets index

@Benarasiyaa Ye to jhanki hai Picture to abhi baki hai

This man has single-handedly turned Indian judiciary into a laughing stock.

@priteshlakhani Bhai ye bata aisi kaunsi bimari hai - kitni dawai khata hai tu

The business model of my local chemist in Ahmedabad is undefeated: ​The Service: I send one WhatsApp. Medicines arrive at my door same-day. No delivery fee. No minimum order. ​The Price: A flat 20% off. ​The Payment: This is the crazy part. ​He gives me & all his regular clients a 45-day credit limit. I settle that using my Credit Card, which gives me another 50 days. ​That is roughly 95 days of credit while getting a discount and premium service. Better than any apps or online platform. Is this just an Ahmedabad thing or this model works in other cities too?

@HPhobiaWatch Messi has been living in the USA for a couple of years now He does know english But the only language you know is gali ka kutta language - bhau bhau

Messi doesn't speak Hindi or English Rahul Gandhi doesn't speak Spanish or Catalan WTF Pappu is speaking to him 😭😭😭

@IndianTechGuide Govt backed studies So of course not Waise have any of these studies being made public? Of course not

🚨 "Government-backed studies show no significant performance issues or component damage from using 20% ethanol-blended petrol" - Minister Nitin Gadkari.

@gauravsabnis @UniversityofHu1 He is going to be the syrupy sanghi very soon He is just laying some intellectual ground work

Trust Shashi to take the most wholesome news in the cycle and turn it into touting his soft sanghiness. Zohran didn't say anything syrupy about Trump. In fact he said Israel is committing genocide, standing next to Trump. You say syrupy things about right wingers all the time.

@MahuaMoitra @Freeindiansoul Is this why they have given shelter to Hasina in India? Did they get the vote chori playbook from Hasina??

Things to come ..

@hvgoenka Chup bhi kar gali ke kutte ke pille Bhaunkna band kar aur kuch kaam pe dhyan de business-standard.com/markets/news/k…

World’s highest earning sportsmen

@hvgoenka Suna hai Goenka ji gali ke kutte ke pille declare kar diye gaye I mean officially Unofficially to sara din twitter pe bhaunkte milte hain hi business-standard.com/markets/news/k…

You need to hate the world enough to want to change it, but love it enough to believe it’s worth changing. The paradox of progress. 🌍

@abhishec_s Lovely presentation on the Transcript today (still listening to it live) Of course there are areas where I disagree but that is the burden of all people who think But you made me revisit my (basic) assumptions on many points (ACs for eg) and I guess that was the point So tx!

Global companies, particularly those from the US, are welcome to establish GCC centres in India. Abundant engineering talent, stable and predictable policy making, and fair, non-discriminatory treatment.

Ye chaman chutiya external affairs minister ke under mein 'abki baar trump sarkar' hua to isko protocol yaad nahin aaya Abhi Trump isko kutte (aka pyaare Moti ji) ka pilla bana raha hai to protocol yaad aa raha hai F*cking incompetent people

Aisi bethe bethe soch raha tha which country in South Asia does India has best relations with... (remaining) Not Sri Lanka Not Bangladesh Not Nepal Pak ka to kabhi chance nahin tha Its Taliban That pretty much sums it all up!

Mohammed Siraj Aaj ye naam un logon ko munh pe tamacha hai jinhein unity in diversity samajh nahin aata aur jo constitution ke secular hone pe sawaal uthate hain Ye tamache regular lagate rehne chahiye #INDvsENGTest

नेहरू और शर्मा जी का लड़का 🤣🤣

@satishacharya Isiliye bolte hain chahe Modi ho ya Kohli... kutton aur pagalon ki tarah unke peeche bhagna band karo Wo nahin aayenge jab tumhare saath koi hadsa hoga

Utterly heart-breaking! 😢#ChinnaswamyStampede

@akhileshutup Dear Akhilesh bhaiya, Apne frnd ko ye blog padwa dena aur bolna - dont get odd, rather get even determinedinvest.wordpress.com/2024/11/30/ren…

was having a discussion with a friend in gurgaon. his ctc is 20 lakh. his in-hand is around 1.2 lakh per month after taxes, epf, and deductions. he doesn't splurge. no car. no kids. just a waifu. every project he visits starts at 2.5 crore. the brochures talk about infinity pools, zen gardens, italian marble, biometric lifts. if he buys this, he has to live paycheck to paycheck. no buffer. no vacations. no emergencies. he earns more than maybe 95% of india. still can’t buy a home in his city. the market is not broken. it’s working exactly as designed. for someone else.