Ms. Lindsay Lane

Roommate told me she was gonna take an Adderall and clean, came back to this

@layxsnv Justin Bieber believe tour 2012

who took ur concert virginity??? i'm intrigued

He removed one plastic bag… and nature rewarded him instantly

@kittyy4pres Certo method 🔒

my friend just hit a cart and she has a drug test in 16 hours

Expand sending postcards to your college buddies post-grad

@SpencerHiggles Holy fuck same

Apparently May 7th is the fake birthday I set for the burner

The hit the fucking pentagon

Disappointed to say I like the new Harry Styles album

Woke up to see my 8th grade lab partner on the sex offender registry in my home town

@PainKiffn This is dead ass funny

@RealSethRaynor Will be stopping by for lunch

Signs you are in an authentic Cuban restaurant 1. Nobody speaks a lick of English (lots of pointing) 2. Menu hasn’t been changed in 30 years 3. The finances are done in the middle of restaurant 4. Cash is encouraged La Bamba in Tampa has you covered. This place is bueno

@BenjCobb @gete_polding Why is it music gets better after being out for a year. Never sounds good when just released

Now that it’s been a year, can we say this is his best album? #overdangerousin7

@liqpreference I’m listening bae

Thirst trapping for listens on the new mix: on.soundcloud.com/MdLz5VSMJQSTK3…

@Lane_Kiffin I know you’re regretting the decision every moment you spend back there.

Whipped cream 🤢 🤣 #JaxAve

@bo_wallace14 @ArchEsq Phi psi the og White House

@ArchEsq I think SAE and Phi Delt have always been white

The trend of Ole Miss fraternities painting their house is White Brick needs to stop now

@TreAmosBurner @lilIngramtheIII Dui rebel the WOAT

@msgr0ve @lilIngramtheIII It’s only if u steal tweets if ur name is DUI rebel

Yeah this nigga had to go. #dellafranco #releasethethetachifiles

@TreAmosBurner @lilIngramtheIII Not that deep LKD

@lilIngramtheIII Bro u stole this ur a loser cunt

@TsarinaBomba This is such a fascinating concept to think about

I don’t think there’s a city in the world that nature would reclaim faster than New Orleans if all the people were to disappear

Most Likely to use Dukes Mayo as lube at the SAE house. Gay son.

We’re under attack

@shotgunwillie7 @beckyretard Slide this to me too

@beckyretard About to curate a soundcloud era playlist for my sister. Gotta teach the new generation the way

And to my children I leave my Apple Music login with my playlists and vintage college/band t-shirts I’ve been collecting for 10+ years now