Carla Guzman

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Best way to start the day #saltcreek #socallife #educationvacation #bejelly still got a month of… instagram.com/p/c15O3bPceE/

@FollowMeAshley " What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato. #ClassicJokeTuesday

My dad got up from watching #marchmadness to come and make a #dodgers #easteregg we #bleedblue instagram.com/p/XeMn7mPcfF/

"@Dodgers: FINAL: #Dodgers 4, #As 7. #DodgersST" @chunky_lover52

“Pink advance tix here til Friday: bit.ly/11qOCfT” @RobynGuz

Why do cows have bells? Cause they're horns don't work! #ClassicJokeTuesday

@FollowMeAshley "Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward cause that's how I roll"

Never let someone tell you who you should be. Or how you should express your soul. Don't allow anyone to limit your vision. Do YOUR thing.

Four of us share 2g...is it sad that I'm excited about this? instagr.am/p/XENK12Pcda/

@chunky_lover52 did you ever get new kidneys?

@chunky_lover52 wow...boys really do stay at middle school mentally #yourenotfunny #sameoldshit

@RobynGuz right!? I turned an orange stove white #cludorms #2006

@ashley_fleming1 @FollowMeAshley "what did the ocean say to the beach... Nothing it just waved"

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? #ClassicJokeTuesday

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer…………… and some peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" #ClassicJokeTuesday

What do you get when you mix a cat with a ball of yarn? Mittens. #ClassicJokeTuesday #CatWeek

What's smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee. #ClassicJokeTuesday #CatWeek

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through 'em. #ClassicJokeTuesday

Why did the math book go to the therapist? It had a lot of problems. #ClassicJokeTuesday