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@ivymuthe which part of Mombasa did you visit?

Unpopular opinion: Mombasa is one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the world. Were it not for the ocean, it would be useless.

@kijana_misa Gari ni engine na gearbox....you can get a 1959 VW combi body from scrap yard fix it with a 3L 2000cc engine and you are in business for the next 20 years....

I really do not understand why, even today, most matatus in Mombasa are still these old Toyota shark vehicles. Even after the government banned their importation and sale in Kenya, these matatus still seem to be everywhere in Mombasa. I am not sure if it is because they are well maintained or if there is something else we are not being told.

@ChachaEric94674 @kijana_misa you are wrong, bursary huchelewa

@kijana_misa Afu hugawa kama bursary bwana

To this day, I still don’t understand why KMTC students are required to wear uniforms like high school students.

@Mr_Perfect1117 @grok Maybe adppted

Hey @grok, is this really possible genetically? If not, remove the cheater 😭

@oedmonlucas Enjoy your birthday in peace

My graphics guy has delivered 🙏🏽. Happy birthday to me 🎂

@the_google_boy @Davidmotoo @gpdkaluma That's Oburu Odunga, not Odinga

@Davidmotoo @gpdkaluma Huyo ni Oburu kweli ama ni Oburu wa Uganda 🤣🤣🤣

This is our ballot and poster photo for 2027. I need a designer to for a poster with the ODM Party colours and with Dr. Oburu Oginga and President Ruto watermarks across it - GOOD PAY. 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

@ivymuthe something I would do. I dont know why but I would definitely do that

Why would someone construct two fences

@abuyamasta what's your BMI?

Chicken meat, kales, fermented milk and ugali for supper.

@_MissVivie Change your bra, daily. Put on only clean one

@JaredoumaA Kazi ndio sana 🥲

When you sell this, you are sure of getting up to 30K imagine.

@ivymuthe It is a very old tactic used by landlords who wanted to quickly raise return on investment on the building

I’ve never understood why many shop owners in Nairobi CBD are so obsessed with charging goodwill. Even for the cheapest business premises you can find, they still demand goodwill of KSh 500,000 to 1 million. That’s paying a million shillings for an empty, bare room with zero stock, no repairs, and no fresh painting.

@dr_katumwa Yes leave him, you don't deserve him

Your advice on this?

@kimathi_eng @smutoro @SafaricomPLC Networking is important, ideas are very similar out here, what you think is new someone else has been toying with it for years. Even the institution you are talking about is already existing so when you come across it don't say someone from Twitter stole your idea.

@smutoro @SafaricomPLC The problem with Kenya is that there is so much theft of intellectual property. One day I am going to open an institution where we can help people develop their ideas without being stolen

Navile Achieng vs Safaricom — Did They Steal Her Concept? 🔴 In August 2025, she pitched a Gen Z strategy called “Tujitume Na Safaricom” to @SafaricomPLC, built around the “Vichwa Ngumu” ethos and specifically promoting their S-HOOK data bundles. Safaricom then launched the “Hook’d on Fresh” campaign (with Sprite) using what she says is her exact “Wanajituma” messaging and the S-HOOK selling point she pitched. She argues the timing — proposal reviewed, then campaign launched — proves misappropriation. 🔴 Safaricom’s Defence (April 17, 2026 letter signed by Melanie Koech) 🟢 1.No agreement was ever formed — the submission was unsolicited with no NDA or confidentiality undertaking 2.“Hook’d on Fresh” is Sprite’s campaign entirely, launched February 14, 2026 — Safaricom was merely a commercial partner 3.They had pre-existing youth initiatives (Safaricom Hook, Hook Circle, Google/Gemini masterclasses dating to 2024) 4.No substantive similarity — her proposal was event-based/AI-driven community activation; the campaign is a UGC social media competition 5.They never adopted or relied on her proposal 6.“Tujitume” and similar expressions are common, non-proprietary Swahili phrases 🔴 The Hard Legal Reality 🟢 Safaricom’s position is legally strong on the key points. Under Kenyan law and general IP principles: 🫆An unsolicited pitch with no NDA creates no confidentiality obligation 🫆”Tujitume/Wanajituma” are everyday Swahili words — not protectable 🫆The S-HOOK bundle angle is a product Safaricom already owned 🫆The campaigns are structurally different — hers was a physical festival/workshop model; theirs is a social media UGC contest 🔴 The Uncomfortable Truth 🟢 Safaricom admitting to a “comprehensive internal review” of her proposal, followed months later by a campaign echoing the same youth empowerment messaging and S-HOOK focus, creates an optics problem even if it creates no legal liability. The absence of an NDA is the fatal gap in her claim — without it, the legal door is effectively closed regardless of the similarity. 🔴 The Verdict: Likely not actionable theft in the legal sense, but a textbook case of why creatives must secure NDAs or formal partnership agreements before pitching to corporates. The moral grievance may be real; the legal remedy is very thin @Safaricom_Care @PeterNdegwa_ @OleItumbi @ntvkenya @CocaCola @MoICTKenya

@rawera_jaugenya @kilundeezy We had clans (extended families) before wazungu arrived

@kilundeezy Family is overrated. Family members who can actually bother me are my mother & my kids.The rest I could cut off. In Africa, there’s no real family, just witches. Family is a Western idea forced on us by white men.Tell me why it would hurt your brothe or cousin when you succeed.

An uncle in kisii turns a road into a shamba so that his nephew cannot transport construction materials to build for his parents!!

@mrlyn60 @RadioGenoa Centuries? How long is a century mate?

@RadioGenoa They have learned nothing. If it weren't for whitey they would've gone extinct centuries ago. But mah reparations.🙄

To clean the streets in Africa, due to the huge amount of waste, they use bulldozers.

@Baby_Beedee Bkon

Akon ????

@Ndotcheh @KaberiaCommoner Or...maybe not, no one knows tomorrow

@KaberiaCommoner It looks good until you see all of them struggling later in life because you stretched your resources thin raising them. Good luck though.

GITHONGO, MERU: A local man has captured national attention after sharing a striking family photo shoot that has impressed many Kenyans online.

@worldranking_ Earth can carry 1 trillion people

@MattLongest6 @TheGoldenDays The updates download but never install. Uninstall it and install the newest version

@TheGoldenDays This app always tells me it needs to update. I update it, then it says it needs to update. Infinite loop. Either my PC is wrong of VLC stinks. Now it have 1 hater. Me 🤣

"an app with 0 haters" i'll go first:

@Kabogo_Henry Driving skills matter alot in this case, 4x4 sinking in the sand and stalling ?

Battle between ISUZU, FORD RAPTOR AND TOYOTA Dcabs..Who wins?