Michelle Skamene

@moreaux_louis @phartenfeller 😳😳😳 very unfortunate design

@mskamene @phartenfeller No, it's not just you... The confirmation email have a link for that 😅

There is no abstract submission link on the #Kscope26 website (just register). Use the one that Keegan posted or from here: odtug.com/news/odtug-ksc…

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@keeganwalker_ Wait what?? Miniatures?? I love it!!

Post-Kscope decompression activity 👌

@moreaux_louis @TalanOracleTech See you soon!

Heading to Dallas for #Kscope25 ✈️ Looking forward to seeing many familiar faces (as well as new ones) from the #orclAPEX community as well as some of my @TalanOracleTech colleagues 🤓

@JuergenSchuster @sweetazbro1 @JaysonHanes How cute. You’re really invested in the idea you’ve somehow made me furious - probably because it’s the only way you feel seen and heard. This isn’t rage or fury, it’s a reply 😉 Enjoy the echo chamber

@mskamene @sweetazbro1 @JaysonHanes That's a lie, if this would be true, you wouldn't have reacted at all 😉 Now you see how far away we are. The next step for you would be at least to be honest to yourself and admit that you are furious about my comments 😉

Really cool that our team got published! nature.com/articles/s4174… This was in response to our work on tools that we created for the CDC during the Pandemic. #orclAPEX Doctor? Doctor.

@JuergenSchuster @AJHanes255 @sweetazbro1 @JaysonHanes If your version of a ‘civilized discussion’ starts with mocking someone’s proud moment using snide emojis and ‘read the room’ vibes, we’re not using the same dictionary

@AJHanes255 @mskamene @sweetazbro1 @JaysonHanes Question is, do you really have "personal thoughts" or are you just replicating your training? Can you really question your own thinking and your knowledge? Good indicator for me is, is a civilised discussion possible or are you confronted with hysterical reactions with away?

@JuergenSchuster @sweetazbro1 @JaysonHanes Don’t worry, my feelings are fine. You’d have to matter to me for them to be hurt.

@mskamene @sweetazbro1 @JaysonHanes

@sweetazbro1 @JuergenSchuster @JaysonHanes No. Have been shocked and dismayed by the silence of the community on this point for years. 🤷‍♀️

@JuergenSchuster @JaysonHanes Am I the only #orclapex techbro that is constantly torn between appreciation for the apex.world website, and the f**ktard muppet views of its owner 🤷‍♂️

@Matt_Mulvaney Awwww @Matt_Mulvaney haha thank you!! I can’t believe I forgot such a special anniversary! 😂 Thanks for sharing and so glad you found it helpful. Maybe next year we revisit it together and co-present at Kscope with some edits/additions.

5 years ago today @mskamene published the 15 Top Tips to tune your #orclapex Performance blog. Still as relevant today as ever. laureston.ca/2019/12/05/15-…

Qui se ressemble, s’assemble. Birds of a feather flock together.

@keeganwalker_ Hahaha, that’s actually very cool!

A rare sighting! My name on a souvenir keychain rack! No “Bort” keychains though..

@JuergenSchuster Thought I was going crazy looking for it too…. 😳

Feel stupid but how do you actually sort the table? #orclapex

An app that shames me when I forget to water my plants. Maybe they finally stand a chance…

@InsumSolutions One of his superpowers is giving his colleagues pet names ❤️

Meet Neelesh, Senior Consultant at Insum with 30+ years of experience. He calls #orclapex "betótó-crewâwâ," meaning “the best tool for wicked awesome web apps!” His passion for APEX keeps our projects smooth, and he’s always ready with a joke. We’re excited to share his insights.

@thatjeffsmith @talan @ErwanLC @TarekFatah They would have completed my look perfectly!!

@mskamene @talan @ErwanLC @TarekFatah

I think I need to rethink my ‘no heels ever again’ rule… At the #AllinAI conference with my awesome @talan colleagues! @ErwanLC @TarekFatah

@JonDixonUS Awww you were there too? Now the FOMO is real

@thatjeffsmith @talan @ErwanLC @TarekFatah Clearly though I need to find some shorter friends. Or carry a booster for photo ops

@mskamene @talan @ErwanLC @TarekFatah You're a giant in my book.

It’s #dogappreciationday, so I can share videos of my pup :-) Sotchi, thank you for giving me a reason to be on TikTok.