Melissa LaBauve
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@KanjiToraa I hope that this new hobby doesn’t start extending to 🐍 🐍!
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Started with: "I'm going to write novels!"
Ended up with: "I tweet all day about trademarks!"
Alex Su@heyitsalexsu
Gifted kids grow up on some “I’m gonna discover the secrets of the universe, find the meaning of life & be the one to finally understand consciousness” type shit and then end up marking up docs at Paul Hastings
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@sid_backstrom Pretty sure those are the same gold jerseys we saw last night....so, no.
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Is it weird to wear the same clothes 2 days in a row? #GeauxTigers #CWS2023
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Cade Beloso couldn’t watch the final out.
Honestly I couldn’t either.
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@CWSShotBoard @LSUbaseball Just erase the other schools and let this run as a live ticker….
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This has been absolutely insane, like in a good way, a Cajun way. @LSUbaseball #RoccosOmaha #cws2023
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@IlsPartis And wee should throw those Jello shots at the umpire.
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@KanjiToraa Probably because you are a Gemini! 😜 (whatever that means)
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@KanjiToraa Your tweets are not showing up in my feed anymore! I need these fun dating stories/tips until football starts again...
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@KanjiToraa Yes! This is the hilarious content that is missing from my day.
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Todays update.
There’s a 49 year old cougar that graduated from UF in my DM’s. And I feel like Young Gravy, because uh…I find her oddly hot? I guess it’s because she’s Filipina and Italian 😂
And some beach bunny is basically being a major disappointment to her dad in my txt
Melissa LaBauve@mslabauve
@KanjiToraa Now fully vested in this journey. Looking forward to further updates.
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@KanjiToraa Now fully vested in this journey. Looking forward to further updates.
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Update on Bumble.
I have unintentionally become a free of charge therapist, so that women can trauma dump their issues onto me about their ex.
But I have 🔒down 3 dates this week to pass the time while I’m in Ponte Vedra, so it balances out? 🤷🏼♂️ ⚖️ 😂
ホワイトタイガ@KanjiToraa
When I’m at my Florida spot, it’s to decompress and relax away from everyone and all the noise back in Cali. If I want company, I usually just fly a friend to me. But this morning I downloaded Bumble for the first time. And YO, these women are aggressive as hell on there 😂 💀
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@KanjiToraa If I am a Jaguar’s fan- I’m feeling pretty good about the franchise!
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