Lara Crisp

Long distance grandparenting from my family’s point of view in today’s Telegraph. Remarkably similar to Meghan and Doria’s situation naturally 😉 ✈️👑 #grandparents @gransnet

@oh_my_gemma @brightonseo @kelvinnewman Yes, me too.

Anyone else getting this for the BrightonSEO online talks? @brightonseo @kelvinnewman

Despite Elon Musk, Twitter proves it’s not a has-bean after all.

@lottyburns That’s worth a 4 hour return trip to Wales to stock up. Amen chocolate gods 🙏 🍫

The chocolate gods have answered my prayers.

Still wondering how they can survive in the wild.. 🎥 Smithsonian National Zoo twitter.com/buitengebieden…

@CHIMPSINSOCKS Have you tried Stella’s menopause assessment ? It tells you what treatments are right for you. onstella.com Hope you feel better soon! 💐

Wow, @FIFAcom’s going to have to do some massive brand restoration after this. A football World Cup is not worth selling your soul for. 🏳️‍🌈

@hannahfearn Last week involved one sick child, builders drilling (oh the dust!), launching a new product at work, husband away, and other child’s trip to A&E. good luck!! 🤞

Who knew Queen B was also the Queen of Omnichannel Marketing? Thanks @CrystalontheWeb -some brilliant takeaways. @brightonseo

@cazroz Scone is an age-old debate. But Nutella? Surely the only debate is how much can I scrape out the jar without it looking obviously empty? 🤔

Important literary debate raging in the office today: how to pronounce a) scone and b) Nutella

Whoever decided it would be a brilliant idea to give recorders to primary school kids deserves a special place in hell. 🙉

@Katykicker I’ve actually been pleasantly surprised recently by builders and plasterers who’ve been in recently to quote and addressed us both equally. I mean it shouldn’t have to be a surprise- but it is!

Why does everyone connected with my house purchase insist on using my husbands name before my own?! I’m listed first on the mortgage and the paperwork?!

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#journorequest Menopause experts - looking to speak to you for a piece about the impact of menopause at work and how employers can create policies around this?

@cazroz @kitmalthouse @BBC_Hampshire @hantsconnect Thank you. Me too. It’s been stressful for everyone and the continued uncertainty is really worrying. How long will they be out of school for? No one at @hantsconnect has been forthcoming on our options.

@mslaracrisp @kitmalthouse @BBC_Hampshire @hantsconnect This is terrible. I do hope it’s resolved asap

My children aren’t in school. Not because we don’t want me them to be but because there are NO school places in an 8 mile radius - prob more. Any suggestions @kitmalthouse? Legally aren’t they entitled to an education? @BBC_Hampshire @hantsconnect #hampshire

Hmm, ⁦@RishiSunak⁩ not even in the main frame there ⁦@BBCBreaking⁩ ?

@JenniAuthor Bambi. Surely the most traumatic film of early childhood. 😭

@cazroz 😂

@mslaracrisp We have cupboards filled with empty Lego boxes for exactly this reason. My pension plan : )))

Movers are arriving in half an hour. Just realised #Lego is likely to make up at least an entire truck 🙈

@cazroz Thank you! Movers are totally perplexed by the number of empty Lego boxes we want packed. Considering Lego appreciates faster than gold I’m holding firm 😂

@mslaracrisp Exciting! Hope it goes well

@rowancoleman Check out Jess the Worried Whippet on Insta. Always makes me feel better 💕🐾 instagram.com/worriedwhippet…