Michele Baker

@kelvinnewman @oliverizod NEED the link to this video! "Gargantuan seagulls" had me rolling 🤣

I'll share the video intro properly tomorrow, but huge love from me and the #brightonSEO team for @oliverizod 's amazing intro song!

I've been at iCrossing since June, and it's an absolutely fantastic place to work. If you're looking for a role in #paidsocial at our award-winning #digitalmarketingagency do get in touch.

@Channel4 Rescue. Rescue. Rescue.

With many dogs needing to be rescued and rehomed in the UK, is it wrong to breed more? #WouldYouRather #AltogetherDifferent

@Minitheminx9 Hiya - from what I know equity release is for over 65s only (I don't know your age), and is better if you have no one to inherit your estate. Just my two pennies worth...

Kamala Harris is set to become the first woman vice-president. She is also a woman of colour. Imagine how she must be feeling right now... I want to give her the biggest hug ever. Do the US proud, @KamalaHarris 💗

@eliistender10 Regretting all, she returned.

Please tell me a love story in 4 words or fewer

@thekjohnston Someone needs to edit this together with Teresa May's moves and a Pulp Fiction vibe

@NylonMag @bustle My teen is into Lil Peep. Nice and emo for Gen Z. If u like MGK I would recommend checking Lil Peep out.

"'Each weekday that passes without your pinky finger grazing mine is ultra-VIOLENCE..." is a lyric I may or may not have written on the back of my aforementioned Science notebook…" bit.ly/359Iy3C via @bustle

@suzannehorton11 @Waterstones Best. Husband. Ever. Lucky you!!

Woke up to these parcels this morning. My husband has bought me every Booker prize winning book for the last 50 years from @Waterstones Which is your favourite? Which should I read first? I’m going to be here a while! 😊#BookerPrize #winner #selfcaresaturday #coffeeandbooks

Me: what a beautiful autumn day. Look at those colours! Life is such a wonderful gift, isn't it? Indie: Calm down, Bob Ross. #teenquotes

@caitlinmoran You and your cystitis! Poor you :( You write about the hell of your cystitis nemesis in every book!

OH MY GOD CYSTITIS, READ THE ROOM - WE'RE IN A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND YOU'RE IN MY URETHRA? NOT NOW.

@wdavisliterary Give me liberty or something to look forward to

Give me liberty or whatever 🤣

@roscasserly In queue. Please clarify!

@rickygervais You are my fucking hero for that speech.

Thanks for all your amazing comments about my Golden Globes monologue. Best reaction ever and that means a lot to me. I had a blast but thank fuck it's over, so I can get back to my real job of editing #AfterLife2 and touring #SuperNature. Make Jokes, Not War 🙏

@antonyslumbers Thought you'd be interested to see where this tweet is travelling!

Best line today, re Johnson replacing May as Prime Minister - ‘the first time a robot has been replaced by an unskilled worker’. 💥💥 Made me laugh!

@BBCR1 Just to warn you... if you play #Senorita again, I will not be held accountable for my actions... 🥴

@cccalum - I'm reading Machines Like Us by Ian McEwan. Strikes me as right up your street so thought I'd give you a shout in case you haven't read it yet. Hope all is well!

@scholasticuk That's Legoland, right?

We’re giving away a mystery prize worth over £1,500! For your second chance to enter, reply with your guess at what – or where – our mystery prize will be. Remember, you’ll have four chances to enter. Can you guess from today’s clue?

@daviddhannoo And I am the Queen! 👑👑

Talent is like a muscle. Without something to push against, it atrophies. #writingtips #amwriting