MsMurder🔪

Also just FYI, white knighting for a video game company isn’t going to get you any cool free stuff so coming at me for my OPINION really isn’t doing anything for you or me 🤷🏼‍♀️

@dinakaplan @Forbes 😂😂😂😂😂 say what you will about the Blake drama but coming for Taylor Swift over a TERRORIST threat? Yeah okay lol

Just published and curious what you think: The Week Taylor Swift And Blake Lively Lost Mindfulness via @forbes forbes.com/sites/dinakapl…

@postcardsbyelle Okay but like a boyfriend of mine in high school and I said this so like… it’s real lol

hopeless

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

@robbiedaymond Someone call @markiplier stat

It’s exactly as dumb and fun as you thought it would be, lol. We put a lot of love into Date Everything!, we hope you love it too. 💙 100 dateable characters 70,000 fully voiced lines 11,000 hand drawn images 4+ hrs of music It’s… so big.

@berserksouls @Jacksepticeye with Bonk

@pearlythingz @DrewAfualo You keep resorting to “dumb and fat” a lot… because that’s what you’ve always been called? I mean in your case it’s clearly true. Stop projecting :)

@DrewAfualo Yeah and yet you can’t break 500k on YouTube because you’re too dumb and not entertaining to hold an audiences attention for more than 60 seconds. Tik tok is for amateurs. And yet you keep dodging an actual debate because you’re too dumb and fat for it. Typical.

@xgigglypuff Brains and bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yall know I graduated from Harvard with a dual degree in computer science and psychology and that I work as a software engineer now, right??

@authoremilym 1000 😩

On a scale of 1-100, how excited are you for tomorrow’s blurb and cover reveal for HEXED? 👀

@cowboylikemichi Giiiiiiiiirl I wish I could look that good in that outfit! You look incredible and Tay would be DAMN PROUD of you for this Rep look! But if you feel uncomfortable, that matters more than how absolutely bangin you look in it! Maybe a snakeskin skirt? Or this one?

@authoremilym Woooo! Cannot wait to have this in my hot little hands!

Hexed is gonna be a thiiiiiiickie. 😍 Usually I’m at around 90k before dev edits & work it up, but uh… here we are. 🤣 Also this is the first time in the history of my writing career I have finished AHEAD of my deadline so give me my cookie, please. 🧜‍♀️

@authoremilym I’m honestly concerned who the top two are…

WHAT

@EugeneLeeYang Did I gasp when I saw the bare shoulder? Yes… yes I did. Slay all day

Gold Gala 2024 🐉

@AlfredoPlays @elliswes There ain’t no way you’re older than I am… I could’ve sworn you were mid twenties

First day without Rooster Teeth and the first day of being 35 years young! Uncapped Birthday Subathon is LIVE: twitch.tv/AlfredoPlays (Photo: @elliswes)

@authorsav Get ✍️ in ✍️ bidding ✍️ war ✍️ with ✍️ Emily ✍️

the Gaza evacuation book auction ends in just 2 days! I’ve donated a M&M omnibus set (and as of rn, this is the least I’ve seen these go for at an auction, sooooo 👀👀👀) + Fae Crate donated one of their M&M sets! Lots of other amazing items up! 32auctions.com/gazabookauctio…

Hexed ✅ Little Mermaid inspiration ✅ I was close! @authoremilym #emilymcintire #neverafterbook6 #neverafterseries #mafiaromance #darkromance #titlereveal #comingsoon

@kayisforkisses I WFH full time and keep my 2 year old at home as well 🙃 I am unwell

@IAmArankai This is giving Helena vibes big time

NEW SONG ALERT📢 I'll be releasing a brand new song with my good friend Nathan James titled "PARANORMAL" 👻 It comes out April 26th (details below) ffm.to/paranormal1

@dylanhjm As a parent, kid free areas are necessary. If I get to go out without my child, I would appreciate not having to listen to other screaming children for that time

Lots of ~discourse~ around this, and let me just say that screaming kids are the bane of my life. I went to A WINE TASTING recently and someone brought their toddler who was allowed to run around shouting, banging things, causing general disruption. Kid-free areas should exist.

If #neverafterbook6 is Little Mermaid retelling then I sincerely hope that the “dinglehopper” is a sex toy 😂 @authoremilym

@authoremilym McInculties are as bad as Swities at this point 😂

All y’all are wild for this lmao 🤣 Use code: BLOOM25 for a preorder discount on B&N! Pre-Order ebook or B&N 👉🏼 geni.us/NeverAfterBook6 Amazon PB 👉🏼 geni.us/SekPa *T𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚/𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨*

@authoremilym I tried 😂

Very detailed 🤣🫡