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The crying, the tantrums, the circular conversations that make no sense. I'm really starting to worry that my 2yo daughter is a men's rights activist.

@Google Still no official statement? Ok now that we know what Google really think of us, do we really want to trust them with Google Maps? Google Wallet? I'm looking into alternatives for all of it

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@confusedpolca @Google This is beyond ridiculous now.

@Google are y'all gonna fix the chromecast or not????

@madebygoogle @googlemaps Hi. Can you please just tell us if we all need to buy new devices or not? I can't get any of the fixes to work. Both my devices were working fine until the crash. I am a single mum on day four (?) of no tv in Australia. How long do we wait?

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@mdsgrafix @Google I. Know.

#chromecast #Google @Google telling us now after 20 hours not to do a factory reset 🙈🤬

@SkyeIzMe Lol I still need help

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@madebygoogle @SkyeIzMe Why not make a statement? Why all the secrecy?

@SkyeIzMe We want to look into this a little more. Let's move this conversation to a DM. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@madebygoogle Hi, still no official statement about Chromecasts worldwide suddenly not working? It means we are all wasting a lot of our day searching for answers. I've been using you for 11 years. I'm a single mum without a smart tv and my 8yo is losing her mind :)

Every time we get to a new boss in Rayman the 6yo makes us pause while she comes up with a plan of attack and mantra. For this boss the mantra is "we have to shoot with love"

@deliciouslybad Holy shit

Hey Gen Xers... What was the alcohol that nearly killed you when you were 14, that you still can't even stand to smell now, even though you're in your 40s, and why is it Southern Comfort?

We are minding a 4yo I just said "there's your lip balm" to Ms 6 and she said "mum! Artie is here. Lip BOTTOM".

Who picks the flavours of flavoured condoms? Banana??? Why don't they ever have lasagne flavour condoms? Or spicy seafood laksa?

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@mspricklefinger Hello

That thing where you leave twitter because a billionaire ruins it but then you miss everyone so hard but you're not quite sure how to come back again

@Pauline_Hornsby 😘😘😘

@mspricklefinger Yay you're back

Today is #WorldOvarianCancerDay. I was expecting to be in #Melbourne as an @ocrfaustralia Community Ambassador, talking about my #ovariancancer experience. I was also going to be modelling the 2023 @witcheryfashion 'White Shirt', with all funds going to #ovarian #cancer #research

Ok. She was serious. I'm now learning how to make it.

Someone bought 6 a fancy ass origami kit and we were doing it. Then she ragequit, screwed up a piece of paper in her fist and said "or....do you want me to show you how to make this?"

I love how I'm scurrying to clean the house to impress my psych for my ADHD zoom appointment

Took 6 to Kmart today and she looked at what was left of the Easter display and said "well my Easter bone is growing longer" at the top of her voice. What.