Mike Stashwick

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I adore that Five Star Bar has 4 SKUs dedicated to sausage giardinera pizza and another 4 SKUs dedicated to Buffalo chicken pizza

@stypulation @TaylorKinney111 :) the problem is the inn and I live on the same one way street that is totally blockaded. Flew in today and am definitely not cooking tonight haha

@mstashwick Head to Kuma’s Corner down the street? Best beer and burger I’ve ever had and way less @TaylorKinney111

Being overrun by the filming of Chicago Fire at Chipp Inn rn

The Banshees of Inisherin is incredible and has to be the apex of the “Men will literally do anything to avoid therapy” trend

Donating to @GovWhitmer campaign just because of this

Airport fusion

TFW when your rideshare drivers name is Arson, is wearing heavy duty gloves during a heat wave, and has military bags in the trunk

Yeah because you put ice in an ice cream float

The urge to loop one song for 8 or more hours

Is there a service where you can pay someone to handle your vehicle emissions test?

@FrancisSadac Yeah just found it on Prime

TFW when you think you’re ahead of the curve with a new movie but find out it was actually released 3+ years ago

The problem with Howard Stern tapping Brad as a running mate is that I will absolutely vote for a raccoon VP

@waeschlyus #Wendy2024

The administration’s response is even more appalling considering the Roe reversal happened on the watch of the first female VP. What’s the point of representation when the female VP defers to the non-response of the older white man?

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.