Suleman 🥭

@RobertDVis @Vonage @messagebird Vonage down AGAIN? @messagebird just bodied the competition with price guarantees 🦜💰 I’m switching TODAY who else done with the drama and ready to fly with the bird??

@catturd2 So Aliens vote for him 😂

LOL - classic Trump.

@catturd2 Breaking: Catturd is alive yet

X went from "what’s happening in the world?" to "what’s the funniest possible outcome?" 😭

@mehdirhasan Mother's day like reaction 💝

Rogue state

Twitter/X has implemented an animation to the like button for Mother’s Day.

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN Twitter/X has implemented an animation to the like button for Mother’s Day.

Back to work 👍🏽

@kirawontmiss This app went from ""what’s happening in the world?"" to ""what’s the funniest possible outcome?"" 😭

it actually works for “mom” too

🚀 Caitlin Clark dropping dimes again The W is must-watch TV right now Future of basketball is bright 🚀 #CaitlinClark

🏅Counting down to #OLYMPOP2026DAY vibes already Who’s ready for the next chapter of Olympic glory? Paris hangover cured?

⚽ Brentford and Sunderland delivering drama again Premier League never disappoints What's your score prediction for the weekend?

Me pretending to have my life together on Mother's Day while my mom still reminds me to eat vegetables We love a consistent queen 😂❤️ #MothersDay

Pro tip for last-minute shoppers Personalized jewelry or a custom photo book > generic flowers Moms remember the thought Not the price tag. 💎 #MothersDay

Another chaotic #SmackDown episode Who walked out the real winner tonight? Drop your hot takes 👀 #WWE

Doku is UNSTOPPABLE right now That pace is unfair City fans eating good 🍽️ #Doku

OKC looking unstoppable. SGA & crew up 2-0 on Lakers. Is this the year the Thunder finally break through? 🔥 #NBAPlayoffs

Pistons leading 2-0 Cade cooking in the 4th again. Cleveland better figure this out quick. Who you got in this series? 🏀 #NBAPlayoffs

Happy Mother's Day to the real MVPs who somehow survived our teenage years without muting us forever. What's the best advice your mom ever gave you? #MothersDay

@sama Autistic genius with goblin naming rights. We’re so back 🔥🔥🔥

5.5 is an autistic genius with very strange taste in naming shocking that we would make such a thing

Sam, this is the real future we want: AI handling the grind so parents can actually enjoy sunshine and naptime with their kids. Not more government 'free' diapers funded by taxes that drive families out of state. Keep building. The sunshine + Codex combo is undefeated. ☀️🚀

kicking off a bunch of codex tasks, running around with my kid in the sunshine, and then coming back at naptime to find them all completed makes me very optimistic for the future

@harryjsisson He just died 💀💀💀

If you take medical advice from someone named “catturd” nobody can save you