Julie Reilly

The wine is poured, the cheese and crackers are paired, and I have some new games to break into + some #NewYearsResolutions to boot. #ReillysCantina is LIVE! Link below!

@ReillyAround 🤤

Slow cooking some ribs with #Jaws cued and ready. This is apparently my last tweet ever so, going out on a high note.

One month ago today, I married my love @msyogij Cut together a little something from my drone footage for the occasion: #Droneaversary #dronephotography #djiair2s #marriagegoals youtu.be/ibo1kDf1fTs

@JakeIacovetta Ask for more money! 🤑

I deleted the tweet about moving to VA for a job, because I woke up this morning and decided that I didn't want to blindly relocate. But they called me again today, and man, there's just something about a company that really wants you. I'm gonna have to take the weekend on this.

@JakeIacovetta Happy Birthday!!!

I always appreciate the birthday well-wishes, but at the same time it's a constant reminder that I'm now 39. How the fuck did that happen? Obviously there was a time jump somewhere in there.

@JakeIacovetta @ReillyAround @KristianHarloff @misterwiggly @Paul_DiNuzzo @bigmo104 Hahaha! I forgot about that! Thanks for making me laugh tonight 😂

Yeah, we definitely lost our god damn minds during quarantine @ReillyAround @KristianHarloff @misterwiggly @Paul_DiNuzzo @bigmo104 youtube.com/watch?v=Q66TZS…

@AmericanIdol @wtongi The best performance ❤️

Hear from the guy who made the judges cry! 😭 @wtongi has every reason to be confident!

@NathanHamill I’d rather eat trash fries 😅

As a key lime enthusiast (I mostly take it in pie form), I had to… #keylimeenthusiast

To celebrate the holiday, firing up #FridayThe13th with my fiancee' @msyogij on Twitch. There may be wine, cursing, more cursing, a feeble attempt at explaining the themes of the movie series + more cursing and wine. Going live in a bit!

Welcome to my Saturday night.. 😅

I am laughing so hard, the dog is worried.

@ReillyAround Let’s see how long that Santa lasts on his back 😅

Just bought this for the new pup. Will keep the world updated on this (potential) Christmas Miracle.

@doitmuvaaa @tubbypumpkin12 Hahah!

Having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man

@ReillyAround 😂😂😂

My mother commented on my new tattoo Facebook post that she’d kill me if I got another one and Facebook removed it for targeted harassment and locked her account. A teachable moment, mother.

@ReillyAround How much wine did I have to let you post this ugly ass photo of me 😂😅

Wine tasting on a Monday be like

@JakeIacovetta Ugh! This happened to me by 2-3 drivers yesterday! Soo annoying 🤨

Hey. Uber drivers. If you're gonna cancel a ride, don't let me wait 15 minutes and you cancel 2 minutes out. That's just fucking rude. Guess you don't want this big ass tip.

Me, @msyogij, wine, puppies, venting, ranting, talking, drinking, giving treats, pontificating on Twitch later at 915PM PT RSVP: twitch.tv/markreilly

@PadmaLakshmi Am I the only one who thought of Edward Scissor hands 😂

They did her dirty

@ReillyAround @EssexApartments

@ReillyAround @EssexApartments I’m about to call Judge Judy!

@ReillyAround @EssexApartments

Hi @EssexApartments! The tenants you evicted over illegal drugs & trafficking that cause domestic disturbances & what not? They're still living here. Cops came tonight. Since you don't respond to our emails or calls, cops wanted me to ask why the apartment is still accessible?