thank god they’re keeping these Emmys acceptance speeches short so that Nate Bargatze has more time to stumble through half-jokes
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@mtchswyr
a boy made of internet | he/him | header image by @arcanekids
Queens, NY Katılım Ağustos 2011
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there's such a rich vein to be uncovered in dredging up indie rock detritus from the late 2000s to point and laugh at. let's do los campesinos next week
Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji
Worst song ever made
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@GRRLmusic they’ve got this at the NYC Dover Street Market without the glass, so you sit while you try on shoes
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the only gala I’m here for is a nice crisp gala apple thank you
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@bethanyswong “time to get down to business” *slips into my leather shloves*
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for social situations where you need the sportiness and grip of a toe shoe but the business casual formality of loafers
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i’ve seen two funny Biden dropout tweets so far and the rest have been flops. do better
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it’s giving 2016 jordan wolfson rhizome post-internet dis magazine
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Sorry, Mr. Rat. The all-you-can-eat buffet is coming to an END. We're the FIRST administration doing the work to get millions of tons of trash off our sidewalks every day. First containers for businesses and now the official NYC Bin for small apartment buildings. This is how we improve the quality of life in our city.
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trying to explain climate-related infrastructure collapse to an American: “okay imagine a burger,”
BBQ Bryan@BBQBryan
The Whataburger app works as a power outage tracker, handy since the electric company doesn't show a map. Still nearly 1.9 million power outages.
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@thaooocu literally don’t know how im gonna wait out another year
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gf: “i think our dog would like ratatouille if he could comprehend it, but i don’t think he would understand wall-e”
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gf just said ska sounds like “if the guys from office space heard mariachi once and tried to recreate it from memory”
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