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@mtfwanamichael
nyon'emnyama 🪽🖤 here for vibes ..I am my Daddy’s Daughter 🤍
Katılım Ekim 2019
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When you hear your work bestie getting yelled at and the boss says:
"And where's that other clown?"
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Picking up their calls when I’m already asleep.
This applies to both me liking someone in a romantic & platonic sense.
David@Justtdavid_
how do you realize you like someone?
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I'm at the clinic and these 2 young teenage boys wanna take condoms but I see they're shy, they kept cycling the table with condoms. I took 8 packs. Called them outside and gave them 4 each.
They went : Yhoo enkosi mamzo besisoyika"🤣🤣🤣
Stop judging kids for protecting themselves!!
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Pray against the spirit of sudden problems that arise whenever you receive money.
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TiniTwitter, SOS. My siblings were involved in a hit & run itolo.
Please help us identify the owner of a Black Mazda demio with 613 plate, suspected from around Mbabane Mangwaneni or neighboring area. Should be without right mirror since the crash because he left it on the scene
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Drank coffee earlier nyalo ngihlahle emehlo angkhoni kulala!
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Well, I blocked him after this interaction but seems like he found a way to unblock himself. Long story short, utsi wanyanya vele nangimshayela (he was with his person) then proceeded to ask say he now wants to be transparent so ucela kungenta mamncane?! So he thinks I’d agree to such an arrangement after he got mad bc I called anemuntfu wakhe? Ingcondvo ayimubambisi lona wakaZulu.
LaMahlanya🌵@Sizalabadzala
I called, he dropped the call then responded with “am at work”. I find that a bit rude hey, a man that loves me would have said “am at work baby, I’ll call later”✋🏼. Also, he’s at work ini ngaleskhatsi? Why does the Lord keep sending me unfaithful men?😭 He’s never hearing from me again.
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@MrsCuddles_20 These are the news we love to read on the TL, congratulations 🎉
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Oh and I know anikangbuti but my mom made me a land owner 🥹😭
Greatest gift i received this year!
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