Mt. Hood

@skibowl ain't it though?

Digesting some nice melty lava inside my insides.

@portlandbarfly The only thing that moves mountains is liquor. Nothing else motivates us.

@mtbachelor Are the three sisters invited? I've always thought the middle one was hot.

I hate St. Helens. He threw a tantrum a few years back, blew his top, then had the gall to file for disability. What a jerk.

@PortlandRain Don't mess with me or I will avalanche all over your face.

@PortlandRain My dumps! My dumps! My fluffy snowy dumps!

@skibowl Out of my four children, you are my fave. Coop is cool with it, just don't tell Meadows or T, okay? You know how jealous they get.

Arguing with Mr. Jefferson about who has a more majestic rise when view from east of the cascades. I say I do.

@skibowl I'm trying to lay dormant! Quite disturbing me with that late night racket. Young punks, hot dogging in the parking lot 'n shit.

@portlandwater I'm gonna stick it you guys this year, by god. I'm not going to let my snow melt. Portland has drank enough of my sweat.

@skibowl Are you trying to say ladies only come to my slopes to find a husband? Or did you mean "grom", which is ripe for tabloid scandal?

On a geological timeline Prez Obama is insignificant, but that didn't stop Ol' Crank St. Helens from bitching about commies.

Mt. Adams just admitted that he lied about porking a young cinder cone!

@fox12oregon PSA - my dandruff can be dangerous

@MtHoodAdventure And I had to feel a bunch of stupid feet stomping on me all days. Thanks, jerks. Next time I'm shaking you off.

You should see the flatlanders driving up my big ole ass today. Damn fool in a rear wheel drive put his chains on the front tires.

I was watching re-runs of the Facts of Life today and I laughed so hard I spit snow all over myself.

@FreeSkier41 No, but there was a really sweet episode of Perfect Strangers where Balki was a rapper named Fresh Young Balki B.

Melting my snowpack on this fine spring day. It's like taking a taking pee after a long car ride, or so I hear.