Moe Torboat III

'Yeah i've spent weeks in the lab for the Derby' The lab:

@bigmessyshit Some absolutely wild groupings of players here but #expand

Got bored and just started writing Iowa football players down

@jeffknox55 Greatest summer job of all time, be warned I hope you like waking up before the sun and weed whacking

How hard is a grounds crew job for a golf course? Thinking about doing it this summer

@sesamestreet We must bomb Sesame Street

Happy #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth! Join us this May as we honor and celebrate our Jewish American friends and neighbors in our communities.💛💚

@JesseRogersESPN I don’t know who specifically it is but someone on the training staff needs to be old yeller’d immediately

As mentioned on ESPN 1000 a few minutes ago, Cubs pitcher Justin Steele has had a setback, per sources. He's shutdown for the time being. Steele was recovering from elbow surgery and is eligble to come off the IL around Memorial Day. That could be in jeopardy.

@ballknower111 Pittsburgh knows where to find elite players‼️

Always been a huge fan of wetjen‼️ finally have a true return specialist

The flag that Rick Monday rescued 50 years ago today is headed to Cooperstown! OTD in 1976, Monday, a Cubs outfielder and veteran of the U.S. Marine Corps Reserve, grabbed an American flag from two protesters who had run onto the field at Dodger Stadium and attempted to burn it. Monday, the longtime Dodgers broadcaster who played 19 years in the Major Leagues, was a two-time All-Star and a World Series champion, has often been asked about the moment. “If that’s all you’re ever remembered for, that’s not a bad thing at all,” Monday told MLB Network in 2016. Monday still owns the flag and it will be on loan to the Baseball Hall of Fame this summer as part of America’s 250th birthday celebration. In addition, Monday will be honored on July 25 during induction weekend.

@ChicagoBears @MillerLite @HawkeyeFootball Bears drafted another hawk

More protection up front 👊 Welcome to Chicago, Logan!

@Cubs This Seiya guy might hit 100 home runs at this rate

SEIYYYYAAAAA!!

As a Bears fan and Iowa Hawkeye, I have but one request for tonight’s NFL Draft. No Kayden Proctor. Please.

@BakedCarbonara Proud to have been on staff post derecho, f’n love this place

Cedar Rapids CC=Underrated

Underrated: Playing risk in my college house everyday for like a month and damn near coming to blows over it every single game

“Rory is gonna win back to back Masters and enforce woke European liberalism at Augusta National!” Cam Young literally unleashing the magacock and saving America forever:

Wrigleyville, this one’s calling your name 👀 We are giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong bat just for you! Repost and reply for a chance to win!

@WhiteHouse He says before importing a bajillion indians

"If you import the Third World, you become the Third World." - President Donald J. Trump

@Daniel_Rapaport Stupid arm tattoos? Ban them

Augusta’s no-phones rule needs to be updated to no phones or wearable technology. No Meta glasses, no Apple watches. The mystique of the Masters must be protected and it’s slipping.

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS We saw it’s a Jew so will Don do anything? HELL NO

.@POTUS: "We have to find that leaker because that's a sick person... They put this mission at great risk."

@willjohnsonbf1 @CHIonReal Wrigley sucks ass invalidates every single opinion you have had or will have in your life

@CHIonReal Woah both rate and wrigley suck ass, wrigley has so many blind spots, seats not pointed at home plate, day games during week days. The owner sucks worst than Chris ilitch which is insane

I’m a tigers fan I live in Chicago grew up in Michigan my whole life until a few years ago. My opinion cubs fans don’t care about baseball, they’re there for pictures, it’s a soft franchise. White Sox those fans are like Detroit fans, their stadium sucks ass, team sucks, but they do know baseball compared to the cubs fans by far

@hawkeye_reggie The strongest goy:

These are starting to taste like skipping 8 AM church