Mark J

Stop guessing ages! You're as young as you feel!

What do you think Keir Starmer’s reply will be if Labour gets destroyed on 7th May?

@tashkentterror You'd think Gilliead would be available, given they've been happy for him to be out on loan for the entire season

End of season. Mair -send back Davies -50/50 Hayden - release Thomas - release Murray - release Grant -release Robson - release Macadam - keep Gilliead - try to sign Conn-Clarke - 50/50 Wyke - retiring Parker - send back Yeboah - send back Jones - part pay up final year if can

@2305Rich @KieraDiss Two wrongs don't make a right

@KieraDiss And yet you say nothing about the lane joggers who cause this behaviour!!! The dashcam car is sat lane 4 with nothing on its inside is just as bad driving as the car you’re moaning about!!!

This absolute idiot recorded on dashcam on the M4 should not be on British roads. Driving like a total wanker. No excuse for this.

@PollingReportUK Beautiful stuff. Hope it's Zia who stands and wins it 👍

PROJECTION: GREAT YARMOUTH REFORM HOLD MAJ: 28.43% pollingreport.uk/seats/E1400125…

NOT FLAT…

Wayne Lineker is my new favourite person on twitter. @waynelineker follow!

Getting ready for the Teen Awards!

When they say "Weak men create hard times" they mean Rory Stewart.

Wonder what will happen to the Scott Mills bridge at Welcome Break Fleet Services?

The same street, 70 years apart. Hale Road, Walton, Liverpool. It looked immaculate in the 1950s compared to today. Why did people stop caring about their communities?

"Hitler was a failed art student and a vegan who blamed all his problems on rich people and the Jews. "If he was around today, he'd be attending the Green Party conference' Superb @LeoKearse 👏👏👏

Today is the day. Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick becomes closer in time to the assassination of JFK than the present day. We are, without any shadow of a doubt, #HurtlingTowardsDeath.

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

@IanThommo74 @iam_jlc I do like the way Rocky sustains 15 full rounds of the exact same punches that literally killed Apollo Creed

@mtuj1974 @iam_jlc Rocky IV for me. An insurpassable training montage and the ending of the Cold War. Magic.

I think Carl Weathers was right. Rocky III is the best Rocky sequel. It says something different to all the other sequels. Plus you’ve got a never better Mr T.

Mario Puzo, author of The Godfather, had no screenwriting experience. After winning two Oscars, he bought a screenwriting book to learn how, which recommended ‘study Godfather’

Oh, fuck off.

Ed Miliband Watching a Wind Turbine Mince a Falcon, 2026 (colourised).

Nuts pic selection.