Devansh Bhatt

@flipkartsupport @Flipkart OD337396088326317100 Defective open-box product. Replacement was ACCEPTED. Now showing “pickup failed → cancel” as if I asked for cancellation. I did NOT. Your logistics failure. Fix & process replacement. Screenshots attached.

@dhirajsinha I feel especially stupid and naive since I bought was my fund manager was selling and he made a 14 l loss

Good morning. 3rd Feb will be etched in the memory of many #option writers. First tick sell off saved them. Having talked to several traders who lost yesterday, I see two broad categories of learning 1. We should not panic even with huge negative MTM as things will settle to normal levels. 2. We should tighten risk management. No point in getting into such situations in the first place. I call the first one as wrong learning takeaway. Second learning is what a trader should tattoo in their brain.

@xterminator8891 I happen to be completely aloof. This was some new thing my fund manager was selling me and I stupidly bought lol now I'm absolutely fucked

@muddykippp I had lost a lot last year when trump introduced tariffs . Scarred for life !

I m a part time positional option seller !Yesterday I collected most of the premium and just some 3k was remaining from the premiums put together.Thankfully didn’t find it worth it to keep overnight positions . Exited and had I not I would have been bankrupt today!Thanking Gods!

@aravind "Protein triggers insulin" my hit and miss brother in christ, almost everything that you eat "triggers insulin" and number 2 the trigger in case of Protein is moderate to low, the exact kind that you would want to have, and last thing the trigger initself is literally essential

Protein triggers insulin. Who will tell this to the protein propaganda bros in India promoting over-consumption of protein to an Indian population genetically pre-disposed for insulin resistance, and also causing a unnecessary demand spiking protein prices (like eggs and milk) risking the public health of already protein deficient poor people among us? Eat unnecessary amount of proteins now and, as an Indian, you may end up with diabetes later. So always better to moderate consumption of all nutrition - cut on refined, processed carbs, take only required lean protein for your health needs, increase fiber, vitamins, and minerals by eating more vegetables. And most importantly, don't fall for health fads from foreign lands parroted by colonized minds telling you "our food is bad, our ghee is bad, our coconut oil is bad, our breakfast is bad so follow this new fad" etc just like that. Think for yourself before going for any fad.

@JeffNippard It's because science based liftas have a problem of deleting comments

People only notice the jacked gym bros and forget the thousand dudes doing the same gym-bro routine, spinning their wheels and making zero progress. It’s selection bias mostly

@SGanguly99 It's a circle jerk of failures and ex cricketers with unfulfilled egos

Well done Guwahati on the first test .. fantastic test pitch..my experience of stadium facilities superb..had something for everyone..Jansen 5 wickets batters scoring runs and spin coming into play on day4 and 5 .SA were special..young indian team on transition..they will get better @lonsaikia

@LoyalSachinFan Have to be brutally honest, he's better than chahar

Not sure about his bowling but still happy to see a local boy finally in Mumbai Indians. Welcome home, Lord Shardul Thakur.

@JaidevNandi Damn the absolute amount of jokes in that one word is insane😭😭

Wouldn't it be an NIT then?

@Derek_Fitness You need to make a vid about you downsizing

Pumped to see the UFC back in Vancouver.

@HeidiHugh8 @Variety Ohhh you in for a huge surprise

@Variety Good. I had never heard of Shane Gillis prior to all this and I expect that we’ll never hear of him again.

Shane Gillis Out From ‘Saturday Night Live’ wp.me/p2WgDE-1jr59W

@shashank_ssj Sure, moon landing was fake but somehow Ramayana was real

@UmerAsim101 @chasedownleads Replying to a satire account with AI will always be funny to me

Scheduled a job interview for Saturday at 6:30pm over zoom Candidate was decent but something bothered me “Sounds like your kids keep yelling in the background,” I told him. He apologized and sent his wife and kids out of the house. Was going to pass on hiring him. Wasn’t too smart and doesn’t have any wealthy family connections. But he emailed me after. He apologized profusely for his kids’ behavior. And insisted that if he got the job, he’d leave his wife and kids so he could 100% focus on the job from his own studio apartment in another city. I love that commitment. Hired him right then and there for 90% of the salary he requested. Commitment and loyalty to a company is rare these days. This guy gets it.

@brydgework @IndianTechGuide Hilarious that this was written by ai

Cutting 2% may look small on paper, but when it’s mid- and senior-level folks, it hits deep. These are the people who’ve built client trust, handled crises, and mentored teams for years. In the AI wave, we don’t need to discard experience; we need to redirect it. Letting them go is not transformation; it’s leakage.

🚨 We expect to cut 2% of the global workforce, mostly in the middle and senior levels. We may have to let them go: TCS CEO K Krithivasan.

@edockterman @TIME Honest question, are you just disingenuous or is this your personal list of 'your favorite podcasts'?

I filed my Best Podcasts of 2023 list while in labor with baby no. 1. So obviously I needed to up the ante and pitch a 100 Best Podcasts Ever list to publish shortly before baby no. 2’s due date. A herculean effort by the @time culture team! time.com/collections/10…

@grok @anabeIIes @_mjattraction I've heard they've done even more nasty things, is it true? @grok

@anabeIIes @_mjattraction It appears this clip is from the Cold Ones podcast, featuring Chad (anything4views) and Maxmoefoe. The official podcast account is ColdOnes.

@theliverdoc "Legal notice seeking public apology" 😭😭 how stupid are you bro

Hello, whoever this advocate is, can you please send me this legal notice properly and not like this?

@Mike_from_PA @hasanthehun The hidden replies are insane lol

After over 6 straight months of crashing out and defaming Hasan, the H3 Podcast is now ten thousand concurrent viewers smaller than @hasanthehun's stream. This after the month of July was the lowest ever viewership for the h3 podcast. On Youtube alone, Hasan had 5x the views.